Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God. These dogs are so cute.

through metaphors.

literally rethinking everything

and imagine it coming out of your faucets at home.

What do you want?

My point is, Sweetums is an evil, profit-hungry corporation

Take a sip of this delicious water

My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours.

This whole crib-recall thing has got me

Got an Asian girl to sit in it once.

He's Not Wearing Any Pants What's Wrong With Him?

I found some pretty compelling facts about Drink-ems

you're basically a war criminal.

I'm a businessman. That's what I was born to do.

not like H-2-flow.

What's the lesson?

that wants to turn your kids into bad-at-math,

MPP is an emulsifier as well as a plus-7 PH buffer.

of your daily monopotassium phosphate requirement.

I'm as loose as a goose.

I want to throw up and kill myself.

I'm like a white, male U.S. senator.

in parenting, including me.

Plain water? Yuck.

than the last book on parenting I read--

I thought I knew about parenting.

I will tell you-- I am fine.

tiny genitals, misinformation,

but, uh, I can also be a world-class gambler.

about making all the right choices

but Drink-ems seems pretty boring to me,

that captures your spirit.

and you can talk to the salesperson.