Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

EXCUSE ME?
EXCELLENT SHIRT. I CAN SEE WHAT YOU SEE IN HIM.
I'M NOT GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SITS AT HOME ALONE IN THE DARK
YOU DON'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE.
NO, THIS IS FINE. YOU'RE OUT NOW, SO...
"MAISY FORTNER AND BERTRAM 'BUDDY' LINDS
PEOPLE, DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU
I SENT THE CHECK OFF TO THE LANDSCAPER A WEEK AGO.
HE WAS A GREAT WRITER
I THOUGHT THAT PARIS WOULD BE HERE ALREADY.
OOH, THAT WAS BAD.
OH, THAT IS AMAZING.
WHEN ALL THE TIME YOU'RE REALLY IN LOVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND,
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE HURT MY FRIENDS.
IT WAS VERY SAD.
I THINK WE GOT A SERIOUS DEBATER IN OUR MIDST.
I WON'T, MRS. GILMORE.
THOSE JEANS ARE REALLY WORKING FOR YOU.
DID PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON WRITE THIS?
WELL, I'LL GET DRUNK, YOU GAIN 500 POUNDS,
MMM, GLASS SLIPPERS, A BACKWARDS BASEBALL CAP...
I AM NOT SURPRISED.
YES, MARTY. I'M SORRY.
OH, MY GOD.
"AND MAISY WORKED AT THE SCHOOL,
AND DO MY RESTORING THERE?
YOU STILL IN?
YOU CAN SEE WHERE I GET THE IMPRESSION
SNIFFY WAS DEAD?
THEY THINK IT'S SOME WEIRD THEME PARTY.
WELL, MAN, I WILL SAY ANYTHING FOR A CUP OF COFFEE.
OH, MADONNA LOUISE,
MOM, I'M SORRY. I'M ABOUT TO GO INTO A THING.
EVEN THOUGH THEY DID MISS OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY LAST YEAR,
LORELAI, THIS THING WE'RE DOING HERE -- ME, YOU --
HE TOLD YOU THAT?
HE'S A BIT MORE THAN A TEACHER.
I THINK YOU'RE OVERREACTING, TAYLOR.
OH, THANK GOD.
AND, OF COURSE, HIS DAUGHTER WAS UPSET WITH THE MOVE,
WE HAVE GOT TO GET A COURTHOUSE IN THIS TOWN!
ARE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR MY SHOES!"
HIS GRANDDAUGHTER SARAH IS THE WORST.
THE MOST BIZARRE THING HAS HAPPENED.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
GIVE RORY A KISS FOR US.
AND FOR A WHILE, IT ALL WORKED VERY SYNERGISTICALLY.
OR YOU'D BE COMPLETELY IRRESISTIBLE.
"SO THAT ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY COULD COME
TO SAY GOODBYE.
NO, IT'S BEEN VERY QUIET.
DOES NOT MEAN THAT I WILL EVER LIKE THEM
I'M BUSY!
LARRY, LARRY, NO.
SORRY.
WHO USED TO LIVE HERE 10 YEARS AGO?
'CAUSE SHE SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.
YOUR FINANCIAL SITUATION HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL?
[ ALARM BUZZING ]
"FINALLY THEY STUMBLED PAST A DILAPIDATED OLD TAVERN
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
I KIND OF WONDER WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF HE HAD LIVED.
I'M VERY PLEASED WITH THE TURNOUT.
I'M NOT SURPRISED.
YOU PULLED ME UP.
I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER
SO, YOU HEARD THAT MARILYN HORNE IS ACTUALLY A MAN?
EDIT, PEOPLE.
FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT.
I THOUGHT WE COULD GO EXOTIC NOW THAT IT'S JUST US GIRLS.
WITHOUT PEOPLE NOTICING.
YOU'RE AT A BALL GAME, YOU DRINK A BEER.
UNTIL NEXT WEEK...
ONE DAY IT WOULD BRING ME LUCK.
THANK YOU, GRANDPA.
OH, WHY, THANK YOU, SIR.
I THINK YOU SHOULD RESTRICT YOUR CARS TO THEIR GARAGES.
MAYBE THEY DON'T CARE.
WOW.
MINE, NOT YOURS, NOT YOURS, NOT YOURS, YOURS, BUT NOT YOURS.
HELLO?