Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

NOT THAT MANY PEOPLE READ THE BACK OF THE MENU.

OKAY, PUT MY NUMBER.

WILD-EYED, BEGGING FOR COFFEE,

AND NOTHING ELSE.

EXCUSE ME. CAN I HELP YOU?

HE'S A GOOD GUY.

GOD, THIS SOUNDS TERRIBLE. MAYBE THEY HAVE A POINT.

YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY,

SO, HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER?

OKAY, QUINN, LAST BUILDING.

OH, REALLY? RIGHT NOW?

BUT THIS IS A DATE, SO THE GUY USUALLY DOES IN THE TRUCK --

APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T LOOK FAMILIAR.

AND NEXT THURSDAY.

IT'S A LUBE-AND-TUNE WITH AN X-RATED T-SHIRT STORE NEXT DOOR.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TALK TO THEM LIKE A SERVANT.

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

SO I WASN'T THINKING,

AND YOU CAN'T MAKE A DECISION, YOU'LL BE NEITHER.

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

HOW WAS THAT MY FAULT?

YOU GOT IN, YOU TURNED ON YOUR CAR,

SHE WOULD HAVE STUFFED IT IN HER PURSE.

"BUT THEY DREAMED TO SOMEDAY OWN A RESTAURANT

THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY MORE DEBATING

YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME.

PEOPLE DON'T READ THE BACK OF THE MENU

NO, BUT, SERIOUSLY, WHO'S GONNA MENTION IT TO ME?

UNLESS YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO.

DO NOT GET USED TO ME GOING TO THESE TOWN THINGS.

YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A HUGE HELP TONIGHT.

A WAKE IN ASHER'S HONOR HERE.

ALL THOSE WHO THINK THAT GYPSY WAS AT FAULT, ARMS RAISED.

YOU'RE LOOKING WELL. ANGRY WORKS FOR YOU.

WELL, LADIES, IT'S BEEN A LOVELY EVENING.

IT'S A GREAT PLACE -- VERY OLD.

BUT TONIGHT I WILL GIVE YOU MY EXTREMELY POSITIVE VIEWS

THAT'S A LOT OF BOOKS YOU GOT THERE.

ARE YOU OKAY? YOU SOUND FUNNY.

THEY HAVE THESE CARILLON BELLS THAT ARE ENCHANTING,

NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. I SHOULD GO.

DIFFERENT ROOM, SAME REACTION.

HMM. SOUP IN 100-DEGREE WEATHER. COOL.

NO, SERIOUSLY, YOU COULDN'T SEE ME THERE?

* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO

JUST BECAUSE YOU PAY SOMEBODY,

SORRY. JUST YOU'RE PUTTING A POSTER OF HIM UP.

WE WENT SKINNY-DIPPING ONE NIGHT,

ON OTHER ASPECTS OF YOUR BEING.

SHOWS THE SAD NATURE OF AMERICAN READING HABITS.

DON'T BE GROSS.

WELL, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA DRIVE AROUND?

I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MIX-UP.

PICK ME UP AT 7:00?

THERE'S NO ONE HERE YOU SEEM TO BE WITH,

* WAIT TILL I DRAW YOU NEAR...

YOU DON'T MENTION ANYONE.

I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HAVING AN AFFAIR

OH. OH, WOW. VERY PRANCING PONY.

NO, IT'S MY BUSINESS. I'LL GO.

SO, ARE YOU LIVING HERE?

* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *