Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YALE IS FULL OF EXCELLENT TEACHERS.
ARE YOU FREE?
NOT LIKE THAT HASH JOINT OF YOURS.
NO, HOLD ON. HOLD ON.
THE ROOM WHERE LEGENDS DIE.
NOPE.
ROBERT FROST SAID THAT BRANFORD
NOW, MINE MAY SEEM BIGGER, BUT YOURS GETS LESS SUN,
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU HAVE. YOU'RE A TALENTED MAN.
TO FIND OUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
LOOK AT ME!
TO GO POTTY IS AN ACTION.
ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT IT'S A GOOD IDEA IF WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP,
YEAH, I'M FREE. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
I DIDN'T THINK THE DINER COULD OPEN WITHOUT YOU.
NO, THANK YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?
YOUR SHOES WORK WELL WITH THAT SHIRT.
YES, MRS. GILMORE.
SHE ASKED ME WHAT MY BIRTHDAY WAS.
YOU SOUND VERY FAR AWAY.
Lorelai: SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED, PLEASE, JEEVES.
WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
THANK YOU.
I SIMPLY HAD TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE,
THANK YOU.
MOM, THIS IS SILLY. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO HOME?
OKAY.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACT STUPID.
RORY. HELLO.
COFFEE WILL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
NORMALLY, SHE WOULD WANT TO GET DIBS ON THE BEST ROOM FIRST
I WILL TELL MR. GILMORE.
REALLY? I CAN'T SEE WHY.
MAYTAG REPAIRMAN.
MORNING, LADIES.
EIGHT YEARS.
HE GETS YOU FIRST, TALKS YOU OUT,
"STUCK UNDERNEATH A FALLEN BEAM.
WHATEVER YOU ORDER,
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE A QUIZ.
RORY!
YOU KILL THE SCOUTS,
LET'S MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS.
"THEY HEARD A DOG HOWLING.
WHAT IF I WAS SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM STARK-NAKED?
I NEEDED TO GET SOMETHING OUT OF MY STUDY.
I GOT THIS, BUT HERE -- YOU CAN PUT THESE UP.
THAT'S THE WORD ON THE STREET.
WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE TRYING NOT TO EMBARRASS YOU.
WHAT?
I WAS WITH A CUSTOMER, SHE INTERRUPTS ME,
OF...THIS REALLY OLD GUY.
HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME WE MET?
OH, EXCELLENT -- BRANFORD. ALL RIGHT.
HAVE YOU TALKED TO -- NO.
YOU DON'T LIKE ME.
THEY KNOW YOU.
YOU ONLY GET 20 MINUTES FREE WITH VALIDATION INSTEAD OF 30.
I WISH THAT I WAS KIDDING. I'LL GET THE DOOR.
WHY?
YOUR FATHER IS MOVING INTO THE POOL HOUSE.
OH, MY GOD, LUKE HAS A LUKE'S.
YES, WE SEE YOU, LUKE, AND, AS A MEMBER OF THE TOWN,
BUT IF RICHARD'S HAVING TWO DINNERS,
I MOVE INTO BRANFORD ON MONDAY.
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN STARK-NAKED.
YES?
TO GO INTO MY OWN STUDY?
HE ATTENDS TO MY NEEDS.
WHAT ABOUT THE FILLING STATION?
BUT THE MADAM IS READY NOW.
NOBODY KNOWS. I SWEAR.
HE'S A GEISHA.
NO, I FIGURED I'D MEET YOU AT THE DINER.
I DON'T KNOW.
PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHEN THEY KNOW.
LORELAI, NICE TO MEET YOU,