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-Why isn't Jeannie helping? -Well, you know how she is.
Yeah, and l think they'd like someone with two arms.
-Why is it impossible? -Well, for one thing--
...of the faker immediately, general.
l'm sorry l wasn't able to watch the game.
l'd like to be able to knock this ball about...
-l'll just make a phone call. -You do that.
...but the force of genies aren't allowed.
You didn't come out here for nothing, did you?
l'm going to teach you how to play golf.
...but it was a beautiful drive.
You're not going to use an iron, are you, major?
Jeannie!
Very good, sir. Very good.
Thanks, Jeannie.
-He shoots in the low 7 0s. -Forget it.
Bend over a little at the waist.
...General Peterson's gonna think l'm the poorest sport of the year.
Oh, come on. Go ahead.
-Hi. Dr. Bellows. -Skedaddle.
...and l've never seen anything like it.
l want to win that more than l want to win anything in my life.
Thank you, sir.
-Thank you. -How about that.
All right. But don't keep it up too long.