Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OKAY, SO THEY KNOW. SO WHAT?

OH, THAT NAME ALONE.

[ DOGS BARKING ]

I THINK HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH HIS BOOKS

HI, LADIES. WHAT'S THE DIRT TODAY?

WELL, TIMES, THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'.

WHAT, HAS HE SUDDENLY BECOME A BOOTLEGGER?

PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO A BOOK.

BUDDY HATED WORKING AT THAT DAIRY.

I'M NOT PUTTING MY NUMBER, I'M PUTTING YOUR NUMBER.

WHERE WAS YOUR FATHER GOING AT 7:30 AT NIGHT?

AND WHAT A HELP THAT WAS.

WELL, HE WAS MORE THAN A TEACHER.

ARE WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?

YOU DIDN'T LOOK.

SO THEY DON'T GO BACK

OH, JEEZ. DON'T BE SO PURITANICAL.

SEE? HE CALLED ME "HOT PLATES."

HE'S GETTING HIS EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION CHECKED.

OH, NO. IS TONIGHT RAFFLE NIGHT?

UNTIL I'M SURE YOUR FATHER CAME HOME.

AS, LET'S FACE IT, MOST OF LORELAI'S RELATIONSHIPS DO?

ACTUALLY, THE FACT THAT THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY

AND, OF COURSE, HIS FAMILY IS ACTING LIKE SPOILED CHILDREN.

THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

GET OUT YOUR COMPASS, AND I WILL SHOW YOU

YOU'VE EXPOSED YOURSELF. YOU'VE BEEN PINING FOR ME.

DID YOU TAKE THE BAR OR JUST HANG OUT IN ONE?

I HATE THE WORD "POTTY."

WELL, I'VE KNOWN MAISY AND BUD MY WHOLE LIFE.

NO, I'VE FILLED MY WHACKING QUOTA FOR THE WEEK.

THIS GREAT MAN WAS NOT BROUGHT DOWN BY MY VAGINA, OKAY?

MY GRANDMOTHER WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU.

* YOU AIN'T LEFT THE GROUND

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GRANDPA -- I'LL GET SETTLED IN,

NO, NO, NO GARLIC.

CHECK MY TRUNK.

AND SKIP ANY '80s GROUPS

IT WAS AT LUKE'S, IT WAS AT LUNCH,

HE'S MY MIKE TODD.

OKAY, SO, 7:30?

GYPSY IS AT FAULT FOR THE FENDER BENDER

FAY NEVER MARRIED. SHE STOPPED MAKING CANDY.

IT WAS A VERY BUSY DAY, THE PLACE WAS PACKED,

THAT'S MY ROOM.

OH, MORNING, SUGAR.

YES. HERE. THIS IS WHERE SHE LIVES.

THEN I CAN HAVE TWO DINNERS,

YEP. JERRY THE MORON WOUND UP WITH A TRAMP

I LIKE IT, GRANDMA.

I DON'T KNOW, RESPECTFUL ABOUT IT.

WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE POOL.