Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND SKIP ANY '80s GROUPS

OH, JEEZ. DON'T BE SO PURITANICAL.

WAS THE LAST TIME I WAS IN THE POOL.

I HATE THE WORD "POTTY."

HE'S GETTING HIS EYEGLASS PRESCRIPTION CHECKED.

* YOU AIN'T LEFT THE GROUND

FAY NEVER MARRIED. SHE STOPPED MAKING CANDY.

OH, MORNING, SUGAR.

I'M NOT PUTTING MY NUMBER, I'M PUTTING YOUR NUMBER.

YOU'VE EXPOSED YOURSELF. YOU'VE BEEN PINING FOR ME.

AS, LET'S FACE IT, MOST OF LORELAI'S RELATIONSHIPS DO?

OH, THAT NAME ALONE.

HI, LADIES. WHAT'S THE DIRT TODAY?

THEN I CAN HAVE TWO DINNERS,

AND, OF COURSE, HIS FAMILY IS ACTING LIKE SPOILED CHILDREN.

SO THEY DON'T GO BACK

SEE? HE CALLED ME "HOT PLATES."

ARE WE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?

THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES.

MY GRANDMOTHER WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU.

WELL, TIMES, THEY ARE A-CHANGIN'.

BUDDY HATED WORKING AT THAT DAIRY.

OH, NO. IS TONIGHT RAFFLE NIGHT?

PLEASE HELP YOURSELF TO A BOOK.

I LIKE IT, GRANDMA.

WELL, HE WAS MORE THAN A TEACHER.

THAT'S MY ROOM.

AND WHAT A HELP THAT WAS.

GYPSY IS AT FAULT FOR THE FENDER BENDER

CHECK MY TRUNK.

YES. HERE. THIS IS WHERE SHE LIVES.

I THINK HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH HIS BOOKS

DID YOU TAKE THE BAR OR JUST HANG OUT IN ONE?

WHAT, HAS HE SUDDENLY BECOME A BOOTLEGGER?

YEP. JERRY THE MORON WOUND UP WITH A TRAMP

IT WAS AT LUKE'S, IT WAS AT LUNCH,

THIS GREAT MAN WAS NOT BROUGHT DOWN BY MY VAGINA, OKAY?

NO, NO, NO GARLIC.

[ DOGS BARKING ]

UNTIL I'M SURE YOUR FATHER CAME HOME.

YOU DIDN'T LOOK.

GET OUT YOUR COMPASS, AND I WILL SHOW YOU

ACTUALLY, THE FACT THAT THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY

I DON'T KNOW, RESPECTFUL ABOUT IT.

NO, I'VE FILLED MY WHACKING QUOTA FOR THE WEEK.

WHERE WAS YOUR FATHER GOING AT 7:30 AT NIGHT?

WELL, I'VE KNOWN MAISY AND BUD MY WHOLE LIFE.

HE'S MY MIKE TODD.

IT WAS A VERY BUSY DAY, THE PLACE WAS PACKED,

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, GRANDPA -- I'LL GET SETTLED IN,

OKAY, SO THEY KNOW. SO WHAT?

OKAY, SO, 7:30?