Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

JEEZ.
THAT WAS A NIGHTMARE,
WROTE SOMETHING DOWN, TORE IT OUT, HANDED IT TO ME.
THEY HAVE TO KNOW.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE WHOLE THING.
SHALL I TELL HIM THAT?
THE POSSIBLE NEGATIVE RAMIFICATIONS
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUNERAL.
AT THE DRUGSTORE.
IF SARAH FINDS OUT,
I TOLD YOU I HAD TO GET SOMETHING.
I'M NOT ANGRY, I'M JUST IRRITATED.
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, IT SEEMS THAT THE ISSUE
I MEAN, I KNEW HE WAS BELOVED, BUT THIS IS OVERWHELMING.
YOU AT LEAST WANT THEM TO HAVE SOME INTEREST.
BE BACK IN A SECOND.
LET'S HIT BAJA.
LORI, SOME SPARKLING WATER AND CHAMPAGNE.
NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE SEPARATION EXCEPT YOU AND RORY.
OH, FOOD. THANK GOD.
YEAH, THANKS FOR THE CHEESE, DAD.
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO WANT THIS CLOSURE.
I MEAN, GIVE THE BOY A CHANCE.
OH, MY GOD.
WHERE HE IMMEDIATELY WENT INTO EMERGENCY SURGERY."
GET THAT DOWN. WE HAVE HIS WORD.
SHUT UP, I'LL GET TO HER WHEN I GET TO HER.
I JUST -- THAT'S TERRIBLE.
ME TOO.
HOT PLATES.
LISTEN, I WANT TO HAVE A WAKE.
WELL, I WALKED BY "HELLO! MAGAZINE" THIS MORNING.
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID, IT'S HOW YOU SAID IT.
YOU KNEW THAT?
PARIS, THANK GOODNESS, IS PARIS.
Emily: LORELAI? OH, THANK GOD I FOUND YOU.
WHICH APPARENTLY IS KNOWN FOR ITS CREMATION FACILITIES.
BUT WHERE WAS SHE AT THANKSGIVING, HUH?
HE'LL TELL YOU HE MADE EXCELLENT TIPS THAT NIGHT.
THE FUDGE QUEEN.
THE WHOLE TOWN SPLIT RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.
YOU CONCEDE.
MARTY, HI!
FINE. IN CASE OF A BREAKUP, I'LL MOVE.
I BET SHE TOOK THAT VERY WELL,
WITH MARTY.
HE WAS DOING PUCK, AND THEN SUDDENLY HE WASN'T.
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THE LIVING ROOM STARK-NAKED.
Emily: YOUR FATHER CAME HOME AT 8:30.
"THEY FORCED OPEN THE DOOR, AND THERE WAS SNIFFY,
HE WAS DRIVING AWAY AT 7:30 AT NIGHT.
THE FARTHINGTONS' DOGS ARE APOPLECTIC.
AND HE GOT BACK IN HIS CAR, AND HE DROVE AWAY AGAIN.
OH, SHUT UP!
I SAID HELLO AND HE MADE A KICK-ASS MARGARITA.
HE JUST HAS TO LEARN GUINNESS AND BLONDES DON'T MIX.
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, I'M NOT DONE.
* OH, OH, OH
HEART ATTACK. IT WAS QUICK.
OKAY.
"THEY FELL IN LOVE, GOT MARRIED.
ARE YOU SURE THIS IS YOUR ROOM?
BUT IF YOU HAD SEEN HOW FILTHY THAT CREMATORIUM WAS --
WELL, MAYBE THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO BE,
PEOPLE ARE WATCHING.
MMM. MMM. MMM.
OR YOU USE THE CHOCOLATE WE BOUGHT IN CHINATOWN LAST MONTH.
OH, NOW, THERE'S NO NEED TO CRY.
NO!