Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

EVERYTHING, BASICALLY.
IT WILL BE.
"A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM."
YOU DON'T KEEP IT UPSTAIRS.
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
YOU BOUGHT WITH YOUR COLLEGE MONEY
BUDDY, THIS IS LORELAI.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHERE'S THE HAPPY ENDING?
PARIS, HEY, IT'S RORY.
OKAY. I GOTTA GET UP.
THEY THOUGHT HE WAS ACTING.
WE'RE SITTING RIGHT HERE!
AND THEN LOOKED, BACKED UP --
WHERE THE GUYS DRESSED UP LIKE PIRATES.
AT 7:30 AT NIGHT?
OOH, IT'S ME.
THAT ONE SIDE OF ROSELLA'S BUTT IMPLANT DEFLATED?
HELLO?
YEAH -- BREAKFAST, DINNER, WHENEVER I HAVE THE TIME.
EXACTLY AS YOU TOLD HIM, LEAVE NOTHING OUT.
OKAY, BUT THINK ABOUT IT. WHY DO WE NEED THE WORD "POTTY"?
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, I BROUGHT CHARTS.
AND THE LAWYER HANDLING HIS AFFAIRS IS A MORON,
BAD ALARM. BAD, BAD ALARM.
I SMELLED SOMETHING FUNNY EARLIER IN THE KITCHEN.
TO PEOPLE, TO THE TOWN.
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
ABOUT FAY WELLINGTON AND ART BRUSH, HUH?
YOU WANTED ME TO REMIND YOU
PROFESSOR FLEMING DIED LAST WEEK.
WHAT DID YOU TEACH ME TO SAY?
LOOKS LIKE.
AND I BET IF YOU ASK HIM,
WHY?
SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK.
AND I PROMISE TO REMEMBER YOU INSTANTLY NEXT TIME.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE RELATIONSHIP GOES SOUR,
OH, MY GOD, THE SUCKING UP.
MY GOODNESS, WHAT A BIG MENU.
LIKE YOU WERE LIZZIE GRUBMAN.
YOU NEVER USED TO LEAVE YOUR CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY BEFORE.
I LIKE THAT IT'S GOT A TARTY HISTORY.
BRANFORD.
I MEAN, 'CAUSE THAT'S USUALLY THE KIND OF THING YOU KNOW.
I WAS ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS AND READ,
AND IT LEAKED OIL ALL OVER THE PLACE.
ARE THEY GONNA MAKE US BREAK UP?
HEART ATTACK?
HEY.
YOU'RE ON A DATE, YOU DRINK CHAMPAGNE.
I'M SAD.
A REAL DATE? FINALLY!
SURE.
HAVE I MENTIONED I'M SORRY?
YOU'RE LYING.
WE THINK FAY STILL LIVES IN THE CAVES
HEADING BACK TO SCHOOL? YEAH, SOPHOMORE YEAR.
BUT WE HAVEN'T FINISHED OUR DRINKS YET.
SAMSON AND DELILAH SAPPERSTEIN GOT BACK TOGETHER.
I DON'T BELIEVE
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
AFFECTED THE ECONOMY OF THIS TOWN ONE BIT.
THERE'S THE ISSUE OF THE GREGORYS' COCKTAIL PARTY.
IF I HAVE TO MODERATE
[ CROWD MURMURING ]
I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT.
GREAT! THANKS, MOM. BYE. YOUR FAULT.
DOES PARIS KNOW?
IS IT REALLY THAT MUCH HARDER
WELL, GOOD FOR YOU.
MOST OF US EAT THERE ON A REGULAR BASIS.
WHAT?
YEP, I DEFINITELY HATE CHAMPAGNE.
"FOUR HOURS LATER... SNIFFY WAS DEAD."
MEETING ADJOURNED.
LET'S GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW.
KIERKEGAARD.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, RORY.
SO I SHIPPED HIM TO CAMBRIDGE,
AND THEY FELL MADLY IN LOVE ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO --
AND THEN TO AN EMPTY HOLLYWOOD BOWL
"ONE DAY SNIFFY, THEIR BELOVED DOG, RAN AWAY.