Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE A BREAKUP.
HAS ANYONE MENTIONED IT TO YOU?
Paris: EMILY!
WHY DON'T WE JUST PLAY IT BY EAR?
I'VE BARTENDED FOR YOU -- FOR YOUR PARTIES.
AND SHE'S AT SCHOOL GETTING SETTLED,
YEAH. THANKS, MARTY, FOR EVERYTHING.
HE WAS CREMATED.
OKAY.
YOU'LL BE QUIETER ONCE YOU HAVE A DRINK, I ASSUME.
I HAVE THE AIR-CONDITIONING ON, LORELAI.
YOU'D THINK YOUR GRANDFATHER
SO, HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?
GEE, CARSON, THANKS.
I DIDN'T SEE YOU.
EVENTUALLY, THE HOSTILITY FORCED ART TO MOVE.
BUDDY REALLY HELPED ME OUT.
BABETTE? MISS PATTY?
IN BED? NO.
OH, THANK GOD YOU DON'T HAVE A LATIN ACCENT,
SO I TELL HER TO WAIT HER TURN.
DO YOU THINK HE'S HAPPY?
VALENTINE'S DAY WAS A NIGHTMARE.
NO, BECAUSE YOU SPEAK TO PEOPLE AS IF THEY'RE BELOW YOU.
THE DRUMMER, WHO'S POSING AS OUR DRIVER FOR THE EVENING.
IF SHE THOUGHT THE CASKET WAS WORTH ANYTHING,
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
YOUR TABLE, MISS.
WHAT? I'M JUST SAYING TWO GROWN MEN OUT HERE ALONE
YOU'RE ALL TALKED OUT.
OR "TIMMY, DO YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?"
OH, ABSOLUTELY. FAR BE IT FOR ME TO INTRUDE
SEE YOU ALL NEXT WEEK
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
OH.
BYE.
I GOT THAT CONFIRMATION LETTER A LONG TIME AGO.
FOR YOU, ANYTHING.
ARE YOU GONNA HAVE TO WHACK SOMEONE BEFORE THE SOUP COURSE?
DOES THAT, UH -- ARE YOU, UH, SCARED?
* IF YOU'RE OUT ON THE ROAD *
AND WE NEED TO CAREFULLY CONSIDER
WITH PROFESSOR ASHER FLEMING.
WHAT?
OR A FANCY FAMILY DOESN'T MEAN THEY'RE INFERIOR TO YOU.
PARK IT NEXT TO A BROKEN-DOWN CHEVY,
SUDDENLY YOU'LL EITHER BE A LUKE OR A LORELAI,
HEY!
AND THEN WE'RE OFF TO THE MOVIE.
HI. I'M LORELAI. I LOVE YOUR PLACE.
WHEN I WALK IN AND OUT OF THE DOOR.
LOOK, I PROMISE WE WON'T STAY FOR THE WHOLE THING.
I MET NICOLE RICHIE,
I GAVE HER COFFEE.
SCHOPENHAUER.
SERIOUSLY?
I WILL.
"MAISY AND BUDDY SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW FOR HIM.
THE WAKE SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL.
IT'S ALREADY FILTHY THERE.
JERRY FOUND HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE
HE DIED TWO WEEKS AGO IN OXFORD.
JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY IS A BARTENDER,
PAR FOR THE COURSE FOR ME.
THIS PERSON COMES TEARING INTO THE PLACE
WITH HUNGARIAN CHEESE AND SWIM TRUNKS...
IT'S A TINY STAIN, EMILY.