Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you miss 100% of the shots you take.

all across this great land.

and, in all likelihood, braless.

[music playing softly, indistinct chatter]

They've heard rumors that she was responsible,

Wait, you're not still mad at me, are you?

release one perfect album,

all the way to the newcomer spot unimpeded

Tell them I demanded you lie about the song.

"Gonna drink, bye. Siri, find the closest bar.

- Yeah, Miss Boot, please go upstairs.

- No, I was just thinking,

[cheers and applause]

Oh, I bet it is.

- Well, it's a beautiful song you've written.

like I should never believe

Your various gaffes mean it is time for our segment

that I couldn't control when I was a little kid

- Wait, Heidi wrote that song?

- Off. - Thank you.

airline gate attendants, scuba treasure hunters--

- And what's up, all my Bumper Gump shrimps?

* I know you want it *

- You did! What is it, though?

Put your worst art ever out there.

You are so lucky you have an ex who is looking after you.

You can't fix it.

- I'm sorry, guys, but your appointment is over.

all: Ooh! [cheers and applause]

It seems like it doesn't hurt her at all.

Pin that tall tale on this tall donkey.

which you didn't even promote because you were all

And that hottie Angela Merkel--

I mean, he lies,

Do any of you guys want a tattoo?

I am mad every day at the idea of spelling.

Do you want me to do it in front of all these people?

how are you feeling?

- Never do that again. But maybe he's right.

- It's my favorite actress-- Sandra Bullock.

- Yeah. - Sounds hard.