Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nerd.
Yes! Do it! See? That's what I'm talking about.
-Yeah. -Nine, Waitress.
Yes. Thank you. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
So now we're gonna try to beat Martina Tinatinova...
Oh.
That'll calm your nerves. My goodness. Okay.
I mean, why can't we just come up with our own record to break?
FEMALE PILOT: My copilot Patricia and I
The only way to beat men is by competing against other women.
-They ran out of the beers. -We knew you wouldn't do it.
on the way to the Women's March... [burps]
Just make sure you keep all the ladies
For now, I need to get you drunk.
[farting, coughing]
-Mm. -Is that 'cause I'm a woman?
Just mark her shirt off while she's still in the game.
Really?
for the Women's March.
-[snoring] -It was my hatred for them
Oh, dear! Watching a woman do math scares me!
It's a land of sad,
Fine. Goddamn it.
about 50 beers each, all right?
No, no, no. Stop. Stop it, okay? Kno-Knock it off.
Oh, Dennis? I-I like to hear about Dennis.
See who could have sex.
labia rings-- your basics.
She's gonna be passed out by Indiana.
What is that? Oh, my God.
No, it's just your imagination filling in the blanks.
It's okay, baby girl. It's over.
29.17 bottles of wine to equal 70 beers. Okay.
'Cause I beat Martina.
-Don't call me that. -Well, I'm all out of booze,
Right? So it's a new idea.
who drank 70 beers on a cross-country flight.