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because you're the worst.
And it's empowering and communal.
[chuckles]
Because if we do the same thing then why are we doing it at all?
Hey, hags, come on. I got news.
to go and take all the wine?
-No. -Hey.
Hold on a sec. Servant.
WOMAN: Giving up so easy?
I'm gonna need more wine.
-We had to switch to wine. -Three beers. Three beers.
Hey, you! Servant!
Was not expecting this line.
-Just the one. Again... -Hm...
I'm gonna drink myself to death.
Okay. Is that a person's name or...
-There is no smoking in here. -A higher blood alcohol...
What can I do for ya?
Why wait for California
["Take Me Out to the Ball Game" playing]
I planned for this.
Okay, there you go. Whatever keeps you going.
No, get out of here, Snail. I don't respect you.
'Cause I'm gonna be needing a fe-a few of 'em back.
Man, it is sad that there are only chicks on this plane
-I'm gonna salt you, Snail! [grunts] Back! -Mm-mmm... Mm!
ATTENDANT: Hello?
Pussies on the track!
-Mm, that's very impressive. -Mm-hmm.
Come on. You don't want the coolest chick
[groans] You know what? Who cares? Who cares?
that kept me going.
Wow. I never heard you talk so much. Truly awful.