Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where-where are my beers?

Well, there is a-a male servant.

How do I keep winding up with you people?

Let's face it, I'm not gonna find my Chris Evert

I didn't know it was an all-female flight.

Sw... Oh, okay.

because I think women have been disrespected for far too long

Are you trying to poison me? That's not alcohol.

Keep going like that, we might have ourselves a real scrimmage.

'cause I'm doing my own thing now.

Sit down. You're not getting... everything's fine.

Joan Crawford...

and I actually volunteered,

Just mark everybody's shirts every time they finish a beer.

Oh. Here we go.

[trio chanting backwards]

I just found out Secretariat was a boy.

Where's the goddamn drink slave?

but then go out for dinner after.

so we'd have to drink

Okay? You guys need a female athlete? [scoffs]

It's so much more shocking, isn't it?

You're stuck at 20, 'cause I bought all the wine.

I'm trying to find the guy to get us some more drinks

Oh, we're all gonna crash!

-Tell me more. -[scoffs]

Right? 'Cause my competition pussed out, up there.

We're still doing the Boggs thing,

Oh, hello, Deandra.

from the original to make a cameo.

What is going on with her? Why is she so perky?

Okay. I'm afraid we don't have any beer, is the thing.

Well, that's messed up. Why-why woman horses can't race?

You're using me as inspiration,

See? Lookin' at my first customer.