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Okay, well, I will figure something out.
So nobody saw that coming from women.
-...the athlete, and the bag! -Copy, copy, copy.
drank 70 beers on a flight to L.A.,
But, as women, we had to stick together
Mm-mmm.
'cause you're about to go viral.
What kind of plane is this?
["Take Me Out to the Ball Game" playing]
I know it's over.
Ooh, I want to-- I-I want to 'gasm.
So we only have rosé.
and I waited on you guys at the Super Bowl.
I heard there's a man back here.
So the rose quartz is a healing gemstone,
but when you do it, it just seems to be depressing and sad.
Next-level shit, right, ladies?
and now I'm in a shame spiral.
Good luck beating the guys.
Yeah.
but I figured I could do that and participate
I used to work at Guigino's.
Look, uh, we're doing the Boggs thing.
-No. -No.
Doesn't matter. Uh, listen, we're gonna need
As women, we deserve better.
♪ Talkin' baseball♪
So-so Dennis had sex on the plane, how-how many women?
Uh, in honor of the Women's March, we are serving pink wine.
I know, but, uh, don't get distracted by that, okay?
-The mic thing... Uh, the mic thing is my thing. -♪ Rainbows and wine♪
-No. -Oh. Wait.
They should be able...
[stammers] No.
and-and shit tea.
Too much spit.
Just feels lazy and uninspired to do exactly what the men did.
when I've got a captive audience right now?
Bye-bye. Thank you for flying with us.
Now you're imagining me as Lori Petty
Did you lose my invitation?