Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is my all-female version.

No. No, goddamn it.

-No, we're not. Ma'am. Ma'am. -[sobbing]

to beating the record.

Chris Evert and I were actually good friends.

-You know what? Forget it. -What?

Shouldn't we do our own thing? Why are we copying the guys?

-[laughs] -Here's to that.

Don't touch me, okay? Wake up. We're not...

[retching, farting]

in this sea of duds.

Well, it's selling like hotcakes.

-Oh, it hurts so much... -Where the hell is he?

-It's the women pilots! -ATTENDANT: What? No.

And then I moved to Minnesota

and then he got off at North Dakota to avoid her.

-[moaning] -And this one back here.

-What? What did you say? -Yeah.

Stand up, though, okay? Stand up, though, Waitress.

What are you guys doing on my phone?

You happy? Okay, great.

-Right. Okay. -Yeah.

and I wanted to honor them and be their champion...

-Stop it! Help me! -[Waitress singing on intercom]

Yeah, okay, look, I love a scam.

I'm pulling the plug on your male hand-me-down plot.

No, you know what's pathetic? Is this Boggs ladies remake.

I don't get into this bathroom soon I'm gonna shit my pants!

Whe... In every reboot you gotta have somebody

All racehorses are male.

there's gonna be a lot of horny women,

It's not about hating your opponent.

...but I don't give a shit about that.

and clean orgasms.

I-I love to scam pathetic, sad, lonely women.