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Oh, wine. May I borrow this?
-Want to rumble? -No, I don't,
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because women are excellent multitaskers.
-I'm an alcoholic. -That'll do it.
Hey, who wants me to read their moon charts?
[farting, moaning]
-I dinged that goddamn thing ten years ago. -Yeah.
Hold on a second.
-With this crap? -Yeah.
No, no, no, no, no. No, no. Stay with me. Hey.
Hey. 15, huh?
[slurring]: ♪ When funny little men♪
Oh, I don't need any more. I found a man
-Snail? -Yeah.
but I do want to beat Dennis, so just pop it in.
Oh. [groans]
He and Frank, he... they made a side bet, you know.
Okay. So, last time, Mac was commissioner,
on an all-female flight?
lonely, desperate women
-then it should be better. -Why can't we just do the same thing?
I do, too, and it's bad news.
with the whites and we're way back here?