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I happen to know that tennis great Martina Navratilova
-I wasn't. -All right, shut up.
Well, now, don't you start.
Are we in L.A.?
That tea that I served
-[scoffs] -Do I know you?
-Don't do that. -Huh? Yeah, no.
-Forget it, forget it, forget it. -Nope. Nope.
I need more five more bottles.
I had sex in the bathroom with Frank,
-Stay with me. Hang in there. -[moaning] Dennis.
[gasps]
can fuel my desire to beat you, okay?
I'm posting up.
No. It's over.
[gasps] Where are we?
Hell yeah! Can't wait.
you be the commissioner. Okay?
because beer has a five percent alcohol content
-Pussies on the track. -Getting off track. That's not...
FEMALE PILOT: Hello ladies and ladies.
Excuse me, excuse me. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
the rest of the bottles on the plane.
to help me feel safe.
All right. Well, you don't do the mic thing, though.
Women don't have a prostate, goddammit.
That was a good female reboot.
The Boggs thing just feels more fun, you know?
to fight for the respect we deserve
-CHARLIE: It's only got 20-20 beers. -No.
Martina Navratilova?
No problemo.
...don't get distracted by that.
Well, there you go. Did you hear that?
[slurping]
-No. -Oh, you better say cheese, buddy,
♪ Are walking down the golden road♪