Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because if Robin and Barney had taken my stupid advice and hired a deejay...

We've tried everything short of a pack of smokes and a cup of coffee.

[Ted Narrating] And, no, it wasn't confetti.

"Cheeseburger in Paradise."

Come to the wedding. Give me away.

Here comes the bride! Now the annoying part, right?

at a performance of the recording artist James Buffet.

I have a feeling at this point, Rip Taylor is Rip Taylor in a diaper.

I'm cool. I'm cool.

[Ted Narrating] And, kids, "lucky" doesn't even begin to describe it.

Are you a cawp? I'm nawt a cawp

- Okay, Barney... - Hold on. I'm not done.

You did what? That is so dishonest!

Actually, that... that is the date.

we'll adjourn to the tiger skin rug where we'll...

I gave the pelts and the bear meat...

Directly behind you.

And I would've gotten away with it...

There. Now, Robin...

to get Kool and the Gang to play at your wedding?

I facebooked it on Facebook.

I have been... emotionally distant.

- [Choking] - Unbelievable!

- [Barney Sobbing] - What... What the hell is this?

You're gonna stick me with that baby...

followed by an hour of you getting drunk and pretending to be in The Departed.

[Mouthing Words]

- [Chuckles] - Maybe we should tell our parents.