Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[clears throat] You just don't understand how much he's done for me.
I couldn't get tickets to Mumford & Sons.
I didn't think that...
Well, there's this Mexican telenovela that I love called El Espia y La Tia,
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
- What's up? - Guess what day it is.
What if Connie drives to him?
That bothered me too. So did all that other stuff.
[both laughing]
This is the man that made you break in his Timberlands in the summer
Isn't that them there?
No, screw that.
His hands become possessed, and bam, Gabriella's son is slapped again.
[theme music playing]
I'm gonna say something to him.
Stop using my microwave, stop using my printer,
- Well, well, well, look who's late. - Did you lose car keys at bingo again?
He lets women drive to him for sex.
You'll get what that means in Season 5.
Oh, I tried subbing in as Connie's friend.
He's a surprisingly proficient lyricist, but still.
Okay.
Ew.
But which way? Because either is a crime.
That's the spirit.
- The middle is not a side. Thank you. - One line, thank you.
Vision boards work, people.
All these years, I didn't know you were into Intimate Angels.
You're right. You're absolutely right.
Well, how many seasons are there?