Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's the spirit.
- The middle is not a side. Thank you. - One line, thank you.
[clears throat] You just don't understand how much he's done for me.
I'm gonna say something to him.
That bothered me too. So did all that other stuff.
Vision boards work, people.
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
Ew.
He's a surprisingly proficient lyricist, but still.
I couldn't get tickets to Mumford & Sons.
All these years, I didn't know you were into Intimate Angels.
Stop using my microwave, stop using my printer,
He lets women drive to him for sex.
Oh, I tried subbing in as Connie's friend.
- Well, well, well, look who's late. - Did you lose car keys at bingo again?
This is the man that made you break in his Timberlands in the summer
[both laughing]
His hands become possessed, and bam, Gabriella's son is slapped again.
You're right. You're absolutely right.
Okay.
Well, how many seasons are there?
Isn't that them there?
But which way? Because either is a crime.
- What's up? - Guess what day it is.
You'll get what that means in Season 5.
What if Connie drives to him?
I didn't think that...
[theme music playing]
No, screw that.
Well, there's this Mexican telenovela that I love called El Espia y La Tia,