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I wonder if my manager will give me a weird space day, like a sick day. JK.
But all you've been giving me is Dr. Phils.
That's 45 minutes away, a 20 pee-stop trip.
They're Timbs, and you don't get me and Percy's relationship. He's my...
Just like my wife.
I don't know.
Aw, that's so cute.
["So Caught Up" playing over speakers]
We've made peace with Timmy's codependence thing for Percy,
- What's that supposed to mean? - You be working or whining about Eliza.
You're best friends with the owner of a party store
I just wanted to apologize for my joke earlier.
- I might side with Percy on that. - I can't believe Timmy's oblivious to it.
and leave his bathroom open.
Okay, this isn't about Eliza.
You have to be licensed to use it.
This is about you taking advantage of my business.
and of course, collect our favorite Intimate Angels figurines.
There are only seven of these postpartum toddler figurines in circulation.
and I'm figuring out how to apply them,
Hello. Can I help you pick a movie?
- It is? - Yeah, man.
[Connie] You know what I'm saying?
Maybe your relationship isn't as equal as it should be.
It probably would if he did, but he doesn't.
run into Mateo.
[scoffs] That's dumb. Look at me and Timmy. We're just friends.
Well, good luck. Bye.
Her figurine?
- Really? - [Timmy] Hey, pass it.
- Only Up From Here. - Actually, it's Only Up From Her.
where I'm tasked with organizing and hanging up fishing lures
You are a semi-respectable adult and deserve to be treated as such.