Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you're born with a vagina, everybody knows

I don't want to shake no wet hands.

You've heard that before, right?

And what I'm saying is that there are a lot

Well, I'm all for doing something,

So can we call it a draw?

To me not getting fired at my next gig!

He'd never be able to get a job again.

And, um, he's just never been the same since.

Is there any way we can have it for 200 bucks?

This is a real thing that people can really do.

Please tell some stuff.

Oh, man, I wish I didn't have to let you go, brother.

The whole spot, you know, it's these three guys

Yeah, he totally snubbed us.

Great, so I just paid for these

Why would you do this?

Okay. I get that.

Yeah, to masturbation vigilante.

I'm gonna go get a drink.

Because it looks like we're selling giant rakes.

Hey, are you in this commercial too?

And, um, there's a chance that what he did

No catch, I'm moving out of the country, so I just need to get rid of it.

And then I tried to order them online... Out of stock.

Can I actually talk to you over here for a minute?

they got to get the hottest women ever.

[upbeat rock music]

Yeah, a few times.

[both] One, two, three.

Oh, my God, so hot, right?

I just think it's weird that your first instinct

from that Craigslist guy today.

Can you at least give me that I'm not some