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There's, like, a live feed of the pup pen?
'Cause, let's say I'm dressed for the cold
about what happened to you.
Uh, hey, man.
[both laughing and speaking indistinctly]
[Dev] Whoa.
Maybe blogs will pick it up,
Yeah, like, I'm a vigilante that, like,
Man, I hate this shit.
Oh, cool, man.
Failure to Launch.
Ah, just go.
[conductor] Ladies and gentlemen, due to police activity,
- Uh-oh. Sorry, bud. - [sighing]
He didn't think we were important enough.
[sighs] Goddamn, he's good.
At least you still got to attend the wrap party.
You're looking good, ladies.
No, you couldn't.
Dude, please leave.
One time, I went to the movies by myself, right?
You could always give him a dollar
Got it?
That's why I had to make my account private.
where I don't get fired and lose a bunch of money?
What? What? Where?
Yeah!
Actually, I'm gonna buy a bunch of those grills,
Come on, it is a little weird.
and on my way home... stepped in dog poo.
for doing that design for you.
Maybe we should shop around a little bit?
- Cheers. - Cheers.
[Marie] So we got you this.
Uh, okay, so you remember when we went to brunch
- See you. - Bye.
This is a citizen's arrest!" Right?
I got to hit the hay, brother.
I'll ever really know what it's like
See, I told you there was a conductor.
Well, he has it listed for 300 bucks,
It's the G train.
If that bozo thinks he's getting a tip
A guy jerking off on the subway, on a cake.