Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look, none of that matters.

Look, I'm just saying I'm sorry

Get them while they're hot.

So now I got to go to a real store this weekend

How can injecting a little bit of a disease

Uh, well, my friend had this birthday party

Hey, it's working. He's looking over here.

We've been vibing all night,

Let a nice guy win for once.

Oh, yeah. Oh, hey, yeah.

Why'd you come back to talk to me? Go talk to her.

I think she really liked me.

Here's the pro move: good cop, bad cop.

Well, I guess, in my head, I'd like to think

Isn't that whole thing just antiquated?

All right, we'll do one more take.

Listen, I'm an expert on Craigslist.

make it cold inside also.

I'm playing Ted.

or is it just the act of doing it?

Well, is there another direction

and we both Instagrammed the picture of that frittata?

Ooh, that frittata was fluffy as hell.

Stop making me weirdly kind of sympathize with you.

tells me I'm wrong without having any way of knowing

are having a barbecue, and one of their wives

Well, I've been followed before.

That makes it sound like I was the one masturbating.

Girls are so annoying.

Sorry, boo, I got to get back

introduce themselves to someone just 'cause they're a woman.