Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

Okay. It's okay.

to provide three reasons.

You are a masturbation vigilante.

And when somebody, especially my boyfriend,

Sorry, not an appropriate response to that story.

All right, that's enough footage, all right.

Then after the movie, he followed my ass home.

Nobody else was itching to go.

- Hey, hi. I'm Derek. - Hi, Derek.

Did you talk price with this guy?

What, what, what?

Man, we got video of you jerking off.

should be treated equally.

Do you... You want to go get some boba tea?

Okay, okay, okay, you right.

and buy them in person?

I just don't believe in vaccinations.

and it's not cold inside,

like spending time with?

- [grunts] - That's good.

Hey, it's faster if we cut through the park.

You're just putting the disease in you.

I just booked a part in this commercial.

It's summertime.

being a creeper the whole time.

'Cause women get paid 23 cents less on the dollar than men do?

So, uh, we should hang out sometime.

and don't write, "I want to fuck your face,"

But she did go home with that guy

weigh as much as all the humans in the world?

and all women, even in our little progressive world.

And I just got us both a shot of tequila.

and he heard the... [grunting] sound,

So what's it like being a giant?

Hey, Dev. Um, Marie was just wrapping up.

and the police came and got him.

I had a fight with my boyfriend, and I just won that fight!

Good, what're you doing here?

to be in your shoes, so...

And then I sent a cop a photo of the guy's dick.

What, you see the trailer and you thought

So don't follow women around,