Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No way, that's crazy. How was your night?

Third masturbator I've seen this year. Creepy dudes, man.

Yeah, it was definitely uncomfortable.

So he's gonna serve the hot girl

"Smile more, beautiful."

I don't know. It's just something I do.

but your idea came out really great.

I defended Brad Honeycutt.

Hey, man, you changed the whole spot?

I always have a good view at a concert.

I talked about it with the ad agency.

Ask the conductor to call the police?

Like, I see a bank robber, and I'm, like, "Stop it!"

I'd much rather be at home watching TV,

and this guy started following me around, so I left.

sort of sexist monster for thinking that

I don't want to be here in this sweaty mess.

It's all around us, man.

And who knows if the clip will go viral, you know?

with a dick who wanted to use it to fuck my face.

True. She did kill it in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

What a tragedy.

and posted that shit all over Facebook?

Yeah, well, in his rush, he managed to shake hands

Though you definitely didn't need

Now it's three ladies having a barbecue.

Why's it such a big deal?

I'm never buying one of those grills.

Right, right, right.

- I'm getting a cab. - Okay.

You guys were sitting in the corner.

- Yeah, I, uh, need assistance. - Give it to me straight. Be honest.

and pretend I was shopping for a puppy for 30 minutes