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- This is that woman from the house on Seventh Street. - Ooh, good.
- Okay. Easy. - Oh, my God. Mom, what are you doing?
- What? - You know what I'm looking for.
Okay, shoelaces tied. The mirror is good.
I'm going to the hot tub. If I stay here one more minute, my head is literally gonna explode.
- See? It's working already. - Oh!
I hope not, because if you mean literally...
He's a very bad teacher. Very bossy.
- And you just gave up? - Mmm.
- This is ridiculous. - I know. They're all over the neighborhood.
you got a sprinkler head that's leaking out there.
- Which civilization invented the alphabet? - I don't know.
in a residential neighborhood with children present?
We're riding bikes. We're not training police dogs.
I'm joking.
English - US - SDH
If you get scratched, the value goes down.
Or things are so good at home, she's out looking for problems.
So, I called the florist...
I've seen the kid fall down on that moving sidewalk at the airport...
"I will not harm you...
Ah. Was I that obvious?
- Honey? - Claire?
I like you. God, I hope I don't have to fire you.
- I'm making a joke to lighten the mood. - It's not working.
Why can't you just volunteer at the museum or bring pudding to old people?
I'm gonna tell him to slow down.
Great. Let me run through my three-pronged approach to selling this place.
So I looked that coyote dead in the eye...
- Okay, bye. - Hey, hi. I'm Claire Dunphy.
That's... right.
Phil, I left my phone at the drugstore. I'll be right back.
You know what, Phil? No. I am not gonna back off.
- Hey, Mitchell. - Oh, my God. I thought he was living upstairs.
As soon as I started talking about Reiki...
Oh. Hey, Mitch.