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No, just you, and your wife, and crash.
That's my grandpa. He died a couple weeks ago.
What are you gonna do, Jake?
He got the email too, boo.
I'll go down to the gym and have Terry
Does this mean I can't be the godfather?
Do I even weigh anything to you?
It's payback time.
What?
Wait.
I must say, this is quite good.
Damn sarge, your teeth are messed up.
I solved it already.
June 3rd, 2008, bought you a soda,
But that's a secret.
Oh also, I put a list of baby names in there.
It was a terrible ordeal for both Martin
Sounds like a challenge to me.
We all know.
About who?
What was the email you sent everyone about?
On it, Jakey.
You know?
It's good for a cheesy bread worth $2.50.
With your email!
See? He can't wait to work with me.
Really?
You're not Richard Wilcox!
Crap, you're right.
Fading, fading again.
I love this, we're like Batman and Alfred.
I don't have a secret.
I know, but I can't help it if everyone in this precinct
For what it's worth, I really like the name Todd.
Or better yet, what's a good movie on parenting?
But I also know that if anything happened to me and Sharon,
The best I can do is make sure no one talks about it
This has been a cakewalk so far.
Works for a boy or a girl.
Come on, Jake! Let's go!
Or we could grab a little street meat.
Oh, sir, look!
Oh, no. Something wrong here.
But instead, I was the partner who made you sick.
I'm pregnant, man!
I can handle it!
"Big muscles"? Nope.
You can be my godfather, Jake.