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That's a good answer.
Could you feel
There's a chapel downstairs.
We got married?
I can't even...
I just asked where the toaster was.
There's a play. We have our leading actress,
You do a pretty good Katharine Hepburn.
- That's not what I said, Papa. - Be quiet? How dare she?
The hand is hot.
Huh? You know? Maybe saddle him up,
No one's bothering you at 4:30 in the morning.
- Yep. - He in?
♪ And what I saw I like to see ♪
I suppose so. It's just...
nothing's gonna mean anything.
- Do not take that mask off. - I'm suffocating!
Now, remember,
Uh, Janie's a housewife in Pittsburgh,
They're Susie's.
♪ ♪
But, Susie, you're walking away with chips.
every time you guys plug in that electric percolator,
♪ Don't run under a tree ♪
Powerful sexual attraction.
How'd the show go tonight?
Please give a nice hand to funny lady,
I should have all this done by tomorrow night.
so I thought it would be helpful for me to present for you...
Nice people, too.
Then this could work.
All right, stop it!
She's never tired of that before.
Just give me a second or two for the iron to warm up.
to ask what you're eating, if it's good,
You see 'em coming.
♪ ♪
Hello?
I tack 'em on the wall as soon as they come.
you do it at 4:30 in the morning.
Welcome, everyone, to the Phoenician Hotel.
Moishe elbowed me. With his elbow.
a primer to the Jewish people.
Everything is definitely... Hands!
It was Shy. Sounds like we're all going somewhere.
cheered on by all of Britain completes...
This is paperwork and legal stuff.
Well, he's in with somebody.
and Petra raises chickens in the Hudson Valley.
to hold it together for me, but you weren't here.
- He's got a mustache now. - Make sure he trims it.
Think about it. When I'm making ten grand a show,
How do you get to Che Guevara?
You're joking.
After everything we've done for you?
For the most part. "Kvell" tripped him up.
♪ ♪
- Is that a diamond? - Glass.
And I can only do Friday after 3:00,
He's ready for you.
I know who Gavin Hawk is.
- Oh, that wasn't necessary. - When Angie Calibresi heard
I can't make a schmaltz in my own kitchen?
- I've seen the film. - We gonna do this?
You're making this too big a thing.
His show was great.
What is a weekend? Weekends are a man-made construct.
not gonna be happy, either.
Mm. I've got cotton mouth.
- You won something. - I didn't win, I lost.
- Got it. - Dice are out.
I got other meetings set.
complaining is to Jews. It's second nature.
It's close, but it's definitely short.