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and turns out I contracted ch-lamydia from Erin.
This is a really uncomfortable situation That you've contrived.
Yup, sorry.
- Boo! - Uh, hello?
- How you doing? - Hi.
is...
- Mm-hmm. - So the next interview
Something--I have to look out this window--
and, you know, go for a coffee run now and again. So kind of like a receptionist.
- It's all hanging out... - Ugh.
Raise the roof when I say that.
You're welcome. Would you like some stew?
We had a nurse, but she quit,
I have shaved everything
Excuse me, everyone can just leave whenever they want now?
She's on her last legs.
It was not an unpleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I don't agree with the use of the n-word in that movie.
The fact that you've been able to cover--
And so quickly.
So you had a bad day
[Moaning]
I watch way too many ads online, and I don't do enough sit-ups.
When you breathe, I want to be the air for you.
I wasted two years of my life on you.
Alice!
Who's snooping on who now?
His dream in college was to be a gym teacher.
Translation: Penis
Larry David, Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Do you want to come in at 8:00? And don't eat,
Haha.
One night. Give me one night with you.
- I could do that. - Okay.
Well, listen, you can't win 'em all, right?
♪ got the Pam Halpert blues
Are you? I'm not allowed to ask, so...
Yes, it is, and thank you so much for setting up this opportunity.
I didn't ask you to get that nike swoosh.
I call it ads for abs.
- Yes, ma'am. - Good.
Understand?
Dwight, I won't do it. [Both shouting]
- We have to do chains? - Oh, you'll see.
Pete what?
. .
- Dwight! - Let's get to it.
I'm gonna give your aunt a proper bath
It's a phone.
"By the way, Oscar says hi."
It's with a real estate company,
I want to, you know, see a woman come in and do a great job.
Was he, like, the sexy librarian?
This will be your desk, right up front.
What matters is that I am hurt.
This has been a really tough time.
Stop your bellyaching and hose me.
I made a vow.
or are you saying that to me? - Call you right back.
I remember you.
Uh, question.
[Whistles]
who's in charge of marketing?
It's the original.
Oh, that's mine.
New clothes? What for?
- The answer is yes. - I have some messages for you.