Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

my resume can fit on a post-it note

- Has it? - Erin just dumped me,

Are you kidding?

in Scranton, P.A."

Vipul bhai recruiting new girls every month Le Priyal: Fresh Meat

Nothing to see here.

Yeah, like a receptionist. but we call you the office manager, because it's less demeaning.

because here at Simon realty

Survey says... [Makes buzzer sound]

George Howard Skub?

because, honestly, this is all moving a lot faster

but we call you the office manager,

- Yeah? - Yeah.

See? We can all be friends.

- Kind of the same thing. ♪ kind of the same thing

I don't want you to shave--

She's on her last legs.

Showering old peeps Laura

which is brutal.

You can't just get rid of people over grudges.

Soon my core will get strong again,

- It's fascinating. - He said he can't help

You know, prettiest girl gets the stink sack.

I am not going in there with expectations, per se.

That's how you win.

She needs a woman's touch.

When my ex-wife got into my email account,

We absolutely did. Thank you for remembering that.

Fine. I'll see what I can do.

He's not a very sophisticated man.

- Erin, are you even hearing this? - No!

In her prime, Shirls could put away homemade schnapps

Hey, do I look okay?

He's a temp. Don't worry about him.

I was unemployed.

This is a purely personal grudge.

Time to Get Clean!

- What is that supposed to be? - I have shaved everything.

Careful you don't get mud on those fancy town shoes,

Is all well, or is your wife sick?

He says all kinds of greetings--

- Mike Myers. - [Mouthing] Oh, my God.

- You? - Hey, love turds.

And you should take breaks more often. I've been waiting there for 45 minutes.

so thank you. - Cool.

for Pete and Erin.

and, when that happens, I'll be able...

What is that about?

Okay, well, I'm very sorry about your aunt.