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Good. So you, me and God, we’ll hang out.
♪ How great Thou art ♪
Hey, Mom, just a heads-up, I’m getting baptized tomorrow.
I just don’t know where I went wrong.
I don’t know, did you? Well, according
’cause of that Veronica girl.
(whispers): She’s dating Joey Lawrence.
Dear Lord Jesus, set me free.
At times, you have referred to yourself as being dumb.
I recommend chicken nuggets.
and have found things to eat other than cats.
"It" isn’t the problem.
Homo what?
Can I get an amen? No.
ADULT SHELDON: And as it turns out, she was.
What for? I’m trying
seek God’s purpose for your life."
Good. I can die happy.
Dang.
I was doing my prayers last night and, uh,
You should spend more time with my mother.
I did.
and I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t need
Your brain already contains all the math
Howdy. Praise Jesus.
that makes you see sin in the hearts of others.
You already know everything.
Novus. It’s Latin. It means "new man."
"live your life in a way that proves repentance: