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♪ So I'm getting high again ♪
Those morons set off the explosives too early.
[melancholy music continues]
[rustling]
[instrumental rock music playing]
♪ Turn around and then They invite the silence ♪
♪ And I salute you, brother ♪
Yeah, no, it's not...
What?
Hand over the drive!
[grunting]
Not today, you don't. You're up.
Now that's just racist.
[squeaks]
That's my dad.
This city isn't ours.
Is Harley alive?
[grunts]
♪ Unless it's taking Me to you ♪
Somebody named Milton has been with us the whole time?
His father was a soldier who trained his son
- Yo, is this a dog? - What?
You're joshing.
[birds chirping]
Hmm, it's all right.
Well, it must be a big relief
[sighs]
Harley. Three of those boys aren't things. Harley. Three of those goys aren't things.
♪ I'm just a gigolo... ♪
[Sebastian squeaking nervously]
[growling]
Oh, fuck.
Next time you want to nick something,
Successfully complete the mission,
♪ Paid for every dance Selling each romance ♪
Don't they know how awesome you are?
a run-of-the-mill fucking military coup,
All right, we cut through the jungle to get to Valle Del Mar.
Whose Deren I don’t remember anyone Deren
Yes!
I don't function well early in the morning.
- Now, that's just racist. - [Bloodsport] No.
And they hired me to oversee them.
Uh, Miss Waller, I think the feed is back up.
Everywhere.
This time these sons of bitches are gonna be held account...
[weapons firing]
could be sent right here to old Belle Reve.
He's an expert in weapons and hand-to-hand combat.
T.D.K. is "The Detachable Kid"?
I'm tired of coverin' up their dirty little secrets.
on the small island nation of Corto Maltese today.
not to mention what will happen to your daughter.
[giggling]
and tomorrow we'll go straight through to the city
You're gonna risk the entire mission
♪ On me ♪
I think you're more pretty like this,
Have you come to save me from that madman?
And now the host of the man show Adam Carrolla and Jimmy Kimmel
[sighs]
♪ First they incite The violence ♪
floating, staring at the stars.
Hey. Mateo!
[sighs]
[sighs]
They brought us trinkets to live on.
♪ I hear the train a comin' It's rolling round the bend ♪
Hopefully, Harley's still alive.
Oh, wow.
- You have a thing with rats? - Yes.
Our munitions expertise are needed to place the explosives,
Strewth!
[grunts]
♪ So I got down on my knees ♪
They go inside your bullet holes
Yeah, I just gotta, uh, do this thing.
Just one.
Are you in or out?
[explosions]
♪ Getting fucked up again ♪
[dramatic music continues]
[Bloodsport on radio] Waller, come in.
♪ Nobody cares for me No... ♪
[roars]
of any such experiments being held on American soil.
If you mismatch blacks, you die.
[all grunting]
who trained his son to kill from the moment he was born.
I have nothing good to offer you?
And love 'em or hate 'em,
[all grunting]
Yep.
I crossed a line.
Hola.
[in English] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.
[Sebastian squeaking softly]
[scoffs] Polka Dot Man.
Papa, wake up.
No one likes a show-off.
[swearing in Spanish]
[dramatic music continues]
to apprehend this Gaius Grieves.
♪ Oh, on the beat... ♪
[pants weakly]
Just to save the fucking world, that's all.
You might be.
was completely covered in dicks
- Fuck you! - Fuck you!
♪ Old man trouble back again ♪
[Bloodsport] Waller, do you copy?
for the first time in 90 years.
Now, come on.
How's Team Two holding up?
[all moaning]
in a violent military coup.
Don't worry, Flag, I got the bird.
YOU FUCKING PUSSY
Why did my people not alert me of your arrival?
His father was a mercenary
you had a fear of rats, DuBois?
Corto Maltese is no longer a U.S. ally.
[Harley] Uh... Hey, guys?
In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon.
T.D.K.
[grunting]
Amateurs.
will be sent to Jotunheim to feed the beast.