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[squeaks]
Is Harley alive?
[roars]
- You have a thing with rats? - Yes.
I crossed a line.
♪ I hear the train a comin' It's rolling round the bend ♪
Are you in or out?
in a violent military coup.
Yeah, no, it's not...
Harley. Three of those boys aren't things. Harley. Three of those goys aren't things.
[grunts]
[Sebastian squeaking nervously]
[all grunting]
who trained his son to kill from the moment he was born.
[explosions]
[Bloodsport] Waller, do you copy?
was completely covered in dicks
I have nothing good to offer you?
Our munitions expertise are needed to place the explosives,
♪ Paid for every dance Selling each romance ♪
♪ Old man trouble back again ♪
In his hands, anything is a deadly weapon.
Successfully complete the mission,
Whose Deren I don’t remember anyone Deren
[swearing in Spanish]
Everywhere.
[instrumental rock music playing]
Hola.
This time these sons of bitches are gonna be held account...
not to mention what will happen to your daughter.
- Fuck you! - Fuck you!
a run-of-the-mill fucking military coup,
[dramatic music continues]
[dramatic music continues]
[Harley] Uh... Hey, guys?
[grunting]
♪ First they incite The violence ♪
[rustling]
Strewth!
Oh, fuck.
Yes!
You might be.
They brought us trinkets to live on.
YOU FUCKING PUSSY
Why did my people not alert me of your arrival?
[grunts]
will be sent to Jotunheim to feed the beast.
on the small island nation of Corto Maltese today.
Not today, you don't. You're up.
[scoffs] Polka Dot Man.
Now, come on.
♪ Getting fucked up again ♪
for the first time in 90 years.
- Now, that's just racist. - [Bloodsport] No.
- Yo, is this a dog? - What?
to apprehend this Gaius Grieves.
And they hired me to oversee them.
Well, it must be a big relief
You're gonna risk the entire mission
[pants weakly]
Just one.
Amateurs.
Uh, Miss Waller, I think the feed is back up.
[sighs]
[all moaning]
Hand over the drive!
Hopefully, Harley's still alive.
Papa, wake up.
Just to save the fucking world, that's all.
Those morons set off the explosives too early.
That's my dad.
could be sent right here to old Belle Reve.
And love 'em or hate 'em,
[weapons firing]
Hey. Mateo!
♪ So I got down on my knees ♪
I think you're more pretty like this,
you had a fear of rats, DuBois?
Somebody named Milton has been with us the whole time?
[sighs]
♪ Nobody cares for me No... ♪
How's Team Two holding up?
[Sebastian squeaking softly]
and tomorrow we'll go straight through to the city
[birds chirping]
♪ And I salute you, brother ♪
What?
♪ On me ♪
floating, staring at the stars.
You're joshing.
[sighs]
And now the host of the man show Adam Carrolla and Jimmy Kimmel
He's an expert in weapons and hand-to-hand combat.
Hmm, it's all right.
[grunting]
♪ I'm just a gigolo... ♪
Oh, wow.
Corto Maltese is no longer a U.S. ally.
[sighs]
I'm tired of coverin' up their dirty little secrets.
Now that's just racist.
Yeah, I just gotta, uh, do this thing.
No one likes a show-off.
Next time you want to nick something,
Don't they know how awesome you are?
T.D.K. is "The Detachable Kid"?
This city isn't ours.
[all grunting]
I don't function well early in the morning.
♪ Oh, on the beat... ♪
[melancholy music continues]
His father was a mercenary
Don't worry, Flag, I got the bird.
[Bloodsport on radio] Waller, come in.
Have you come to save me from that madman?
[in English] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it.
♪ Unless it's taking Me to you ♪
of any such experiments being held on American soil.
Yep.
♪ Turn around and then They invite the silence ♪
T.D.K.
[giggling]
His father was a soldier who trained his son
[growling]
All right, we cut through the jungle to get to Valle Del Mar.
♪ So I'm getting high again ♪
They go inside your bullet holes
If you mismatch blacks, you die.