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[sighs] It's okay, Nanaue.
♪ 'Cause life is so busted ♪
Mayor General Mateo Suarez,
A world-class marksman.
[yelping]
[all yelling in pain]
[grunts, groans]
Do you ever use it anymore?
Oh, you're going to wear a disguise.
...
[whimpering]
Colonel, dispatch
♪ And I ain't seen the sunshine Since I don't know when ♪
Hmm, good to know.
♪ I'm just a gigolo Everywhere I go... ♪
[gasping rapidly]
[roaring]
[chuckles]
So, okay, okay, destroy the hard drive.
What happened to your brothers and sisters?
You are a little idiot.
killed in drunk driving accidents every year.
You have the military experience necessary,
[both grunting]
Nothing like a bloodbath to start the day.
Because I'm thorough.
♪ "Just a gigolo," As life goes on without me ♪
[gurgling and grunting]
We're losing connection.
♪ I know I heard it so ♪
Sorry, kid.
[groaning]
- the Weasel is dead. - [sighs]
tell you that the music you like
Monster nom nom?
Carry it for...
...my father's burdens
[groans]
[screams]
I've uploaded it all to a secure server.
♪ When I hear That whistle blowin' ♪
[grunting]
All right, we'll camp here,
Oh, extreme? Oh, yeah, a little extreme.
[blowing]
[all yelping]
♪ Then what will they Say about me ♪
Fuck's sake.
[Waller] Some people claim
Harley. Three of those people aren't things. Harley. Three of those people aren't things.
Rick Flag?
Okay, we gotta calm down.
[grunts]
Just give the word.
But soon you will all be joining
Me?
you have an additional mission directive.
Who knows why madmen do what they do?
[yelping]
Boss.
Yeah, well, we've got a mite issue over here, Waller.
No, no, no! [screaming]
The mission is too important.
But it's a matter of chance,
Boomer!
DuBois?
There's gonna be a lot of soldiers watching Jotunheim.
two, one. Ha! Coronel, beat that...
- [squeaking] - [grunting]
[grunting]
Oh, hell.
- [King Shark growling] - [breathing shakily]
Aw. He's offering you a pretty leaf
Savant is off the rails.
I don't remember any Milton.
[Polka Dot Man] Whoa. Whoa.
[weapon whirring]
it causes an international incident!
They killed Milton!
[grunts]
And in here, well, you never know what might happen
He does throw polka dots at people.
[tearfully] He killed Colonel Flag.
[soldier speaking Spanish]
♪ I heard the men Saying something ♪
[grunts]
[soldiers speaking Spanish]
♪ I'm in love with the pain ♪
[breathes rapidly]
So, smile.
then you're psychic.
[breathing heavily]
Yep, us too. We're his American companions.
[soldiers shout in Spanish]
Yeah, there's no good in me.
but we just saved a whole bloody city.
Yes, makes my brain good.
Savant, I'm warning you, this is desertion.
He's obviously lying.
If they do,
[indie rock music continues faintly on speaker]
They take hosts,
[panting]
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had to go number two. Ei, pessoal, desculpa o atraso. tive que fazer ir fazer o número dois.
Fuck...that's true.
I turned them into my mother in my head and killed them.
And your mom, where is she now?
A scientific experimentation facility
Nanaue.
extensions of itself.
[chitters]
[scoffs] Yes, we did.
for a reason, but he didn't say why!
[men clamoring]
Corto Maltese will have free democratic elections
♪ We're chained ♪
- Fuck! - [device beeping]