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Wait!
Don't be silly. Do you know how fast you'd have to be going to...
- What for? - She's your teacher.
Me!
Don't worry, I have a plan.
The girls look prettier with Hammerstein beer
I understand you teachers are sadly underpaid.
These are my people.
Maple Loops.
How could I possibly make it any worse?
As urbanization led to stress and loneliness, industrial society looked
But I'm officially resigning as the Mayor of Booger Town.
Yeah, but see, here's the problem. I don't like kids.
Jake? Where's Jake?
- Are we gonna do our songs? - Hey, I'm just the piano player.
Let me tell you something, Charlie.
That could work.
- Why? - Because when I slam on the brakes,
Moving forward the American dream
Careful what you wish for, pal.
So, come on. You gonna introduce me?