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♪ Gloria ♪
But soon you'll--
-[both grunt] -Floor it, Mr. Glouberman!
It's 7:01! Just make it matzo!
Wreaking havoc is my game!
It's so hot in here, Marty.
-I don't have a sister. -Exactly.
I'm a present for a giant.
-See you at the Seder, cuz. -Oh, boy.
Ugh! Cheryl's such a baby.
"Do one thing every day that scares your housekeeper."
[gasps] It's you!
[coughing] Don't worry, I'm okay because--
-I need gas. -Oh, thank God!
You know, this is the bed where Bubsie died.
[dance music plays]
I got a salami and clam chowder poop that's backed up to my throat.
Are you guys doing hand jobs and stuff?
-No men need fear to heed my threat! -Oh, God!
I am. I like it when things are as bad for you as they are for me.
Yeah, I got a nice big solid seat, don't I?
a thermos of clam chowder,
[howls]
How many people do you think are at the bottom of that canal right now?
[laughs]
Haha. Good At Bizness.
No, that’s not it. Cut!
with these terrible people!
Are you gonna let your wife talk to me that way?
-It'll scratch your back up good. -What?
Oh, that sounds horrible.
-No, you are. -Aww!
[gasps] Are you menopause?
No, cookie puss.
No, I didn't get to finish.
unlike Andrew, who could barely use a Swiffer WetJet!
-Okay. -Your knees look like dry biscuits.
We have a long and terrible day tomorrow.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Wait, wait, wait. What the fuck is she doing?
Ma nishtana
and I know you're not supposed to say this anymore--
Look at how shocked you all are.
I'm just talking about sucking your tongue down my throat.