Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I know you could understand your life.

MAN: Good night, y'all.

This is Alex Nasty

who's filling in for christopher jounker? drayle mcgrayleville.

Me checking the therapist scheduler for cancellation be like

Well, let's do the shopping!

Sisters for life❤️

We got colds though...

I gotta go to school

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about...

That damn Mister

Girl, I'd drink yo bath water

Are you saying it just want to be loved like it say in the Bible?

When you're on your way To LULAC National Elections

SHUG: I like your uncle, Like your brother too

You sho is ugly!

Could be...could be not...who’s to say

He don't know the difference.

You still love him?

...when all of a sudden, something struck me.

I was feeling naughty bad But then I talked to you and I know there is a God.

Celie, you got the ugliest smile this side of Creation.

- ♪ I was so lost ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak, Lord ♪

CELIE: She said she write, but she never write.

ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART! Happy Birthday, Sister Sister!

Well, it's all yours now.

2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 7 x 7 x 7 = 49392

Then, Miss Celie...

Every Entrepreneur during Coronavirus Nothing but death can keep me from here!

Miss Celie, you is a miracle worker.

To Olivia right now, Tashi alone is Africa.

Lesbians after they smash

- Sweetpea! MAN: Hold on there! Hold on.

May Be, May Be Not, Who’s To Say

Now, she be a big girl.

...and since I never heard from you all this time...

But Eric you flat out can't have Not now not ever!

Whys you call her Olivia when that ain't her name?

Why are you attacking me ?!

PREACHER: Now, Sofia.

Now do your shimmy.

They beat me when you ain’t here

Entrepreneurs during Coronavirus panic

A woman need to have a little fun, Harpo.

Mind your own goddamn business. I feel just fine. Just had to eat.

BOTH: Ready. One, two, three!

Like white people at home who don't want black people to learn.

...hoping my letters get lost among the Christmas and Easter greetings...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Now he's a funny mistreater, A robber and a cheater

Did my Temu come today

Chrystal Rucker after a night of people lying about knowing her

you just one of the roosters boy

Celie. Come on.

SHUG: Celie, get in the car. Get in the car.

I Ain't never figured I'd be wearin no pants Not to mention some pants miss celie done made

MAN 1 : Right, see you.

What you doing?

♪ Made him a snout ♪ ♪ Just as long as a rail ♪

You going to a party at Robot House? I want to, but it’s a love party, and it has something to do with a Jew and a Puerto Rican getting married.

Looking for a stimulus check like....

I've always been good to you people!

God is trying to tell you somethin Quit your job

Give me a hand and get her in the house.

- Ahh! ALBERT: Don't talk back to me.

When you have not seen Erica in a loooooong time And they tell you you have a funeral to go to

SHUG: ♪ Maybe God ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Maybe God ♪

Well the dead has arisen

He took all the diapers when he took her.

Yall was rotten kids. You was. You was rotten kids! "Made my life here, pure hell."

SAINTS USED TO BE SINNERS

Mama, why are you crying?

You want some supper?

I just couldn't keep him off me. Could I stay here with you?

No. Probably just some people lost their way.

Maybe you can give me a sign.

We need some stability around here, that's for sure.

I’s married now

...or Corrine has been sick...

Don’t sneeze around my kids!

- Good afternoon, Mr. Mayor. - Good to see you.

I don't wanna marry Ms. Netta.

I don’t know her either

Me and Shug, I smile.

Me being jealous of you and Albert.

“Alls this picnic I has to fight!”

I am Miss Millie’ I’m

He just climb on top of me and do his business.

In the words of Mister Would Someone please tell that to the Democrats

Me waiting for my phone to arrive

Next time I'll out a little OG pee in his glass And see how he like that

Looks like twister weather

I'm getting to it! I'm getting to it! Harpo from "The Color Purple"

Da moment when... You feel like Celia Ty Jesus Ty Jesus Ty Jesus Ty Jesus

See, Daddy, sinners have souls too.

STORE CLERK: How are you today?

Get my children out of here

How I feel today at D 1

What did you say?

No such a thing

Sophia Get the molasses out yo ass!

I'll have to shave it off.

Anything come for me?

Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama (by Neil.T)

You keep on advising him like you doing.

SHUG: Wasn't satisfied until He made him some eyes

When you leave your husband and your abusive stepfather dies

Me sitting on the couch missing my sister

To my Alabama fans: War Damn Eagle!!!

How’d he die Well damn

OLD MISTER: Hey, boy! Here, boy!

During happier times

When your FB friends become someone different for SM Gotta go!

♪ Makidada ♪ ♪ Keep my sister away from me ♪

HARPO: Ain't you glad to be home?

No, sir, I ain't living in no streets.

The lady you met in town is named Corrine.

You're gonna have to leave here soon...

When's the last time their hair was combed?

And throwed your life away. And a right smart amount of money with it.

MAN: Hey! Watch it!

yes beryl doverette? what do you want? i want to do some baspering in berengullen.

WHEN ALL 3 OF US DONE F***KED HER

Coming out of CoVid isolation in the 7th day like…

It's all too trifling and confused.

Dear God, he act like he can't stand me no more.

...I guess he was right.

Opening To Phineas & Ferb 2008 DVD

I got to finish stuffing the turkey.

OLD JOEY THE MULE

Sofia after quarantine... “I don’t know y’all no more.”

When they try to take Jamiah’s Bed

All this sexy on the horizon.... What us gone do?

CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

How he die?!?! On top of me

Beat her Beat her Harpo

Happy birthday, Sis!! Love ya! ❤️

Tashi, this is my sister, Celie.

When your FB friends become someone different for SM Gotta go!

I know it was her.

I love you Forever

SHUG: Are you trying to kill me?

CHORUS: ♪ Speak, Lord ♪ SHUG: ♪ Oh, speak, Lord ♪

When I haven’t seen my family in 2 months

HARPO: Pa! Who that, Pa? Who this?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I'll take right good care of your Nettie.

You can stay AALLL day !

Yes, indeed, Lord. I know something's coming.

On top of Me...

He left me the money though.

♪ Well, maybe God ♪ ♪ Is trying to tell you something ♪

Oh, sister, have I got news for you

A little milk for the baby. Yes, indeed.

I don't know her either

You know it! Get it right!

Maybe… Sweep out the caboose

Trying to drive

Y'ALL WAS ROTTEN KIDS. YOU WAS. YOU WAS ROTTEN KIDS!

The way you'd make your voice rise and fall when you turned a phrase.

You ain't got it in you to understand.

Anything come for me? Anymore letters come?

And your mama do the Lordy, Lord

What us gon do? Deys jus so many of um.

Better not tell nobody but God It’ll kill your mama

Cuz we don't never get to talk no mo

CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ - ♪ Maybe ♪

No, but we had $53,000 on a tight, tight budget for our tuition.

[GRUNTING AND CLAMORING]

me and u will never part

My God The dead has arisen

...before you can say, Amen.

Would you like to work for me be my NANNY? Everything is paid for you filthy animal!

Y'all was rotten kids.

[NETTIE CHUCKLES AND CRIES]

He knows because he the only one!

How you expect her to mind? Heh, heh.

Oh, my. That was exciting, wasn't it?

Now we don't want Jazz to be like Neil's Neicie do we - let her move!!!

We sang our hearts out.

One size fit all

My God the dead has arisen

and over here we have contestant number 23... i've only just given you the scene and the situation!

ALBERT: Oh, no.

Girl child ain't safe in a family of mens.

Could be ...could be not Who’s to say.

When I walked outta dat gym I knowed Dey is a God

You may now salute the bride.

[HARPO SCREAMS]

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh, Miss Celie, I feels Iike singing!