Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't move. I need to see her eyes.

♪ 'Cause he's the rottenest cheater ♪

Me trying to parallel park!

Phila home Thanks gone change

You ain't never coming back here!

[ALBERT AND GRADY LAUGH]

- Where's Celie? BOY: Home fixing to shave Mister.

The Jacksons done set the population of Georgia a new high

- Harpo! Ain't you saddled that horse yet? - Yes, sir!

SHUG: You expecting anybody?

How Li be When Gem start

Now I only write at Christmas and Easter...

...Oliver was the victim of a...

ALL: ♪ Is trying to tell you something ♪

I don’t know her either

Black voters better bash Trump in the head Think about heaven later

How did he die home wrecker

I Don't wanna see that Blind Possum back in our Jacuzzi again!, you got that?

when you co-worker leaving and didn't tell you

I am sure Albert is still the only one...

Got colds though.

Every evening after he leave the field...

What imma say to all my GFs

Everything she learns, she shares with Tashi. Sound familiar?

HARPO: Miss Celie, you is a miracle!

Made him some eyes Just to lose on the ground

CELIE: I just stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

SHUG: This doesn't look nothing Iike me.

and the baudelaire fire has gone. conclused a word which here means "done and finished business best left forgotten.". it could be said that count olaf has been conclused. we'll be back (if there's another fire!)

It's gon rain on your head

Phyllis, you made it.

This is what it was like

Y'all was rotten.

Now listen to me. I know just what you need.

How did Kevin Samuel’s Die? On top of me.

He ain't my quarterback

Don’t touch me You not my daddy

[IMITATES SHUG] You ugly. You sure is ugly.

You can vouch For nothing

Miss Celie’s Pants One Size Fit All

CELIE: I just stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

Happy Birthday Titi! I miss you!

Anything come for me

Now, I got two children by my daddy.

You haven't seen your children in a while.

Long ride to Lowes

Ain't hot enough.

Maybe God is trying to tell you something...

When you have that first sip of coffee....

...is already done to you.

Your e with all her cards yesterday

Hello world Hello hello

The extroverts cry

I ain't listening to you. Goodbye, Pa! Bye!

You gonna buy anything or not, gal?

Do you know what a jungle is?

But you said this here our drug deal

Let me find out you at home acting like Miss Celie!

Oh, sister, we're two of a kind

We just gone stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.

We can do whatever Whenever

And I don't want to smell no goddamn stinking pipe, Albert!

Go to my room and put them in order by the postmark.

I feel that once I see her eyes, my feet can let go...

Me on Valentine's Day Anything come for me?

Nothing but death can keep me from it!

IDK ABOUT YOU GARLAND BUT, I CAN SMELL DA SPRING COMIN'

- I want it. - Shh. Celie.

"Get da molasses out ya ass"

And he can drive you home to truth.

Well, Harpo, you just going to have to try them on.

How I Felt When Susan Said Kevin Will Be Out 2 Weeks

You cut me I’ll kill you!!

Old Sofia Home Now, Sophia Home! It’s On!

SOFIA: Ho, ho, Harpo. Where will you wear them britches?

I don’t know her either.

Chrystal Rucker after people said she knew them and their friends from way back...

But you said this here our Merle Norman

[SWING MUSIC PLAYING & PEOPLE CHATTERING]

I loves the hair aunties, I do… But I’ll kill ‘em dead, fore I let them say I ain’t 4c

Is it the right side or the left side? The left side?

I Say "I's Married Now"!!

Don't do it Miss Gina that razor look pretty dull to me

Shirley coming for her....

Me and You us never part! Happy Birthday, Melanie ❤️

Your daddy ain’t nothing But some dead horse shit

Harpo, come on down here. I need you to hold this baby.

Mike Brown returns to radio coming soon, please pray for us

Me on Valentines Day

Whyyyyy Sooo much gray

- ♪ Right now ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Right now ♪

"Yall was rotten kids" Yall was rotten... rotten kids!

She got Iegs like baseball bats.

Could be...could be not. Who's to say??

who's filling in for nicole bonnet? candice negri.

I want to marry your Nettie.

Get off my land!

[ALBERT CHUCKLES]

They been taking care of me.

Girl I’ll drank your bath water

Do you send that STIMMI to me?

How I feel after coming out of 7-day Covid isolation.

yes beryl boororierette? what do you want? i want to do some badoodewing in barrabool.

Come on, Miss Celie. Let's go to the car.

She ain't fresh, but I expect you know that.

Make yourself useful, Harpo. Hush now, honey.

When your mama died, it passed on to you and your sister, Nettie.

Iz married now Yes you is

When my kid's daddy put them to sleep But they crying for mama

Cha cha Cha cha

Dammmmmmmn That shit is nappy

Don't forget to write!

After watching Abducted twice

We need some stability around here, that's for sure.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

popoppooopooppopopo Oopopoopo

Take my sugar foot way from me, my kidada

Side Chicks at front desk of their apartment building today...

MY GOD THE DEAD HAS ARISEN, MIKE BROWN WILL BE BACK ON THE RADIO, PLEASE PRAY FOR US

I had to fight my brothers.

Hey, welcome to Harpo's! I'm Harpo.

How did he die?

Ms. Celie, you is a miracle!

When she hates her ex But he's perfect for you

You better not tell nobody but God.

Not now, not never!

I don’t know him either

Me on Valentine's Day

It’s gonna be so hot What is gone do?

(stomach gurgling) What’s the matter?

When you reminiscing About the tithe payers you lost

[CELIE SOBBING]

Y'all was rotten kids. You was. You was rotten kids!

Where’s Me-me... Home Fixing To Shave Mister."

I ain’t figured I’d be wearing pants

I had a blue one....

That sure is, Buster. Right, honey. You got it.

All the evil, and all the love.

First time I ever been knocked down without throwing a punch.

Current Mood Home Fixin to shave mister

ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SISTER!

Black People America

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh Sophia home now! Just hush up!

If she my baby, her name Olivia.

CELIE: Hush now!

I'm Getting To It

I've always been good to you people!!

[INAUDIBLE WHISPER]

When I checked for my Stimulus Check and put in my SSN today This came up.

You told Harpo to beat me!

(stomach gurgling) I move good for an old man.

♪ Speak to me ♪

It gon rain Lol

- Write! - What?

Well, let's toast it at somebody.

My response to your party invite when I don’t the guests.... “I don’t know her either.“

Things your stylist would say After the stay at home is lifted

Bryan to criminals and trespassers

It's right here! Just a few hundred yards from this holy place.

Something’s Comin’

Oh! Miss Celie!

♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

CELIE: He talk about your teeth?

Just don't make me wait too long, Isaac.

Black WOMEN PROBLEMS

- ♪ I was so blind ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak to me ♪

♪ Is trying to tell you something ♪

Now we don't want Jazz to be like Neil's Neicie do we

SOFIA: I had enough bad luck to keep me laughing the rest of my life.

No such a thang

WHEN YOU BRING YOUR GRAND BABY TO CHURCH

IRS: You need to file your stimulus as income. Me:

The Garden You can stay awlll daaaay!

I’S American now!

Had me looking like this .

- ♪ Until you spoke to me ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak to me ♪

Where's my blue-- Oh, here it is.

HARPO: Let's dance.

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about I just say....

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

it's sure is nice

...'God Is Trying To Tell You Something', if you please.

I love Shug Avery.

Shake your shimmy, girl! Come on! Show me your stuff!

But I’ll kill Big Pimp Daddy Brown dead before i let his wanna be Dollar Bill ass beat me!

Why are you crying? Because I don’t know y’all no more.

Because she scratched it out of my head when I was ailing.

After almost a month being Quarantined Me, going to my momma house on Sunday.

And, Celie, Adam has a wife. Tashi.

Men who grow up with a loving fstger Love differently

today is the time i got mom folded up at night time. yes she's an umbrella and she got over rain.

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACH]

Your Granny with all her cards yesterday

Get my children outta here

Your sister's thinking about marriage.

But Nettie and my kids are coming home soon.

Oh, girl, you need a smiling lesson.

I said I's married now.