Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You satisfied? That's what you want?

SHUG: ♪ Yeah ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Can't sleep at night ♪

Nettie and your kids? Woman, you talking crazy.

- You want something, gal? - No, sir!

My shirt needs mending. My pants need fixing. My shoes need shining.

Kettle. Uh-huh.

Are you coming to Kennedy’s MIP?

Me Trying to go to sleep for WORK but facebook wont let me!

This is my husband.

Nothing. I never asked you for nothing!

I stitch Olivia on all the seat of her diapers.

When someone else offers you cake.

I curse you! Until you do right by me...

We sure ain't got a whole lot of time

I ain't heard such nonsense in all my life.

My god the dead gas arisen Hey Greg

The day the Stay At Home Order is lifted Why you cry’n

Nice, little, young girl clean up the house, iron your shirts--

SHUG: ♪ And you wonder why ♪ CHORUS: ♪ And you wonder why

Anything come for me

How'd he die On top of me

But I tell you what. I can let you have Celie.

She ain't even clean.

But Ildris, you flat out can’t have; not now, not never

I DON'T KNOW HAA EITHER

That's Why I call her Olivia

He coming back soon.

After Quarantine

Whoa. Whoa. Whoop, whoop.

Guess who this is fof

vocês não vêm que ela está sumindo?

I had to fight and finesse my brothers And my fukkin cousins

He got three children.

Trees and trees and then more trees on top of that.

Look at the dirt on it. This don't look like it's clean.

CHARLENE SAYS SHE GOING BACK HOME... ME:

You keep on advising Big Pimp Daddy Brown like you fukkin doing

...that they could not have children.

You'd smile at us and say:

I ain't never figured I'd wear pants. Not to mention the things Miss Celie made.

♪ Oh, speak, Lord ♪ ♪ Speak to me ♪

Hey, you'll be back! Ha-ha-ha!

Old Sophia home now

Things Changing

What is I'm gonna do with all these spiritual downloads? There's so many of them

Bet not never tell nobody, but God

Meet the Robinsons 2007

'Cause he's a dirty mistreater A robber and a cheater

Gabby Why you crying

Happy Saturday around the world To the untamed hair girls

PANTS CRYING FOR HELP RIGHT KNOW RIGHT KNOW

SOFIA: Come on now. Come on.

MODSTYLE DROPPING A NEW LINE AT 8pm

Tomorrow's Christmas! You can stay all day!

I was sitting on the porch reading to the kids...

Hush, you old fool! Always meddling in somebody's business.

Dis life be over soon. Heaven last always.

When you get drafted In the WWE

Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama

Literally, Kevin Samuels final moments on Earth!

He ain’t worth it.

YOU BE ON THE FROWN...

We gone be just fine

Any more letters come?

Repent and Return unto Me! Seek my face and I will heal your land. 2 Chronicles 7:14

Me after hearing Maxine Waters Chair of the House Financial Services Committee.

SHUG: ♪ I'll praise your name ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪

The dead has arisen Who? Those Bam's

ALBERT: Harpo! Come here!

♪ Me and you, us never part Makidada ♪

Getting ready for summer sock camp, which one should I start with?

And when you're tired...

Quartnee, Courtney - whatever he said

Needs to be taken down a peg or two.

I was feeling mighty bad And then I talked to you and I know there is a God!

CELIE: I can't move.

Just pray for us, Celie.

That's right. Time to go now.

I always been good to you people

Not since their mammy did it.

I seen them coming way up the road.

Lena my 1st BFF

U sho is uglyyy

A kind of low humming. Then there was chopping and the sound of dragging.

What is the matter with you?

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about I just say

You ain't well.

Until you do right by me, Everything you ever think about is gonna fail!

(stomach gargling) All right.

when you co-worker leaving and didn't tell you

Me looking for my maN

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I like you, boy!

Anything come for me

Girl, I'd drink your bath water!

- Iron. I-R-O-N. Iron. - Iron.

How you feel when your boss lays off your work bestie

You can catch a fish without a hook, girl.

I's married now!

It gon rain on yo head

Today a boy in my afternoon class burst out as he entered:

How you talk to fine shyt when you in front of your boys

Sweet Corrine died from fever and grief.

We gonna have a juke joint good time At Emanuel Rambo's 95th Birthday Party

She scratches out my head When I was ailing

CONGREGATION: Amen!

Yeah, but I still don't understand how.

Terrilyn: November 15th 2025… She’s married now

Millie, always going on over the colored.

I wanna marry ya Nettie... - Marques Houston

Ain't a damn thing changed!

I Don't These People!

NETTIE: Oh, Nettie, you have such nice skin...

...before he make his move on you.

Nggas, moochers

Anything come fa me!!

Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail! Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!

I don't wanna marry Ms. Netta.

Girl I'd drank yo bath water!

I’d was feelin mighty bad

When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about I just say

You Told Big Pimp Daddy Brown to Beat Me!

When Shit Happens Before Your Big Day

You told Chocolate Eddie to beat me!

For the next eight...

I Don't know her either"

You had her your way, I had her mine

[MISTER HUMMING]

She is sharp, Celie.

Govt: Everyone will receive $1000... Me:

I seen him looking at my little sister.

I’s gettin Real tired of this cat

Until you do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!

It sure is nice...

I'm poor, black.

It still ain't hot enough!

Yeah, Celie. Everything want to be loved.

And when we all get together, we're going to whup your ass.

I did like your pappy But your pappy wouldn't do

...cussing and screaming...

When your friend gets told she can't continue

... you show gots a beautiful smile!

Color Purple meets Bridgerton

GET MY CHILDREN OUTTA HERE

Jar. J-A-R. Jar.

Sister, you've been on my mind

Lookin for my mail-in ballot like...

Don’t do it Miss Ces, it ain’t worth it!

Sick no work again today

Get off my boy!

But I calls her Olivia.

Old Sofia home now. Sofia home.

When a white girl date more than 1 black man and her taxes came in. SosoFamous.com

You cut me and I'll kill you.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- Thank you. They look good. - Bring the plate back tomorrow.

Me & Jesus Us Never Part Makidada!

CONGREGATION [SINGING]: ♪ If you live right ♪ ♪ Heaven belongs to you ♪

Biden: Did any mail in votes come in for me? Trump: Stay away from that mailbox

She ain’t my MAMMY!

Biden I don't want you messing with that mailbox cause I done fixed it That's my business!

You know it ! Right!

She's spoiled, twice.

Harpo, didn't I tell you to clean my saddle?

Ain’t going back and forth with you Tyrone

That's Why I call her Olivia

...and you don't notice it.

Feels after coming out of quarantine.....

Come on, I don't want to have to come in after you.

You're ugly. You're skinny. You're shaped funny.

Ummmm noooo I don’t like them either!!!

[SQUEAK GIGGLING]

ORIGINAL CITY GIRL! CELIE

Now God made him an elephant Made him stout

[AUDIENCE CHUCKLES]

[Muffled Yelling]