Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

weather be like
♪ Made him a tail ♪ ♪ Just a-- ♪
who's filling in for tenae mcknight? georgette mallard.
I’s married now!
God's children and Satan's children.
Donald Trump waiting on mail in ballots like @ajheart
Damn!
Child, we're going to get you a little milk.
Don't let them run over you. Show them who's got the upper hand.
I want to introduce y'all to my friend. Henry Broadnax is his name.
What are you going to do? You'll be back!
SHUG: ♪ Maybe ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is ♪
tax time SAFEGUARD TAX GROUP. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!
We could do one next year.
Martina's being so annoying about that game. What? What... Martina!
ALBERT: No. Now, baby, don't be that way!
What us gone do?
Every time I walk by our trashcan… Anything come for me?
YOU AND ME... US NEVER PART!!!
Black people watching as joe biden signed executive orders
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Celie, no!
SOFIA: Harpo, I declare, you is slow today!
Me and my bestie that lives in my head
Y’all not wearing y’all mask I’m scared
She ain't my Mammy That's your Mammy
We need some stability around here, that's for sure.
I'm out
♪ Makidada ♪
- Shug. - Heh. Hot diggidy-dog!
On top of me
You can light a fire without a match.
Miss Celie … That razor sure look dull to me…
And vines and ferns and animals and noises...
.
- Now come the time for me to tell you. - What?
I miss you guys
We alright Got colds though
Me and You Us Never Part
BOY 3: Come on, guys! BOY 4: Hurry up!
Why I’m crying after I see my family for the first time after quarantine is over
Remember your name
(stomach gurgling violently)
You better listen
What you doing here?
I ain’t never figured I’d be wearing pants.
I won't! I will! I will! I do.
I was out there at Dixie Homes and Hurt Village and O’Dell and his niggas went ape shit
vocês não vêm que ela está sumindo?
She’s a lot better than that first wife you married!
Like I said, fine, with me!
How he die? Lady Danbury:
This is scandalous! A woman with children in a jook joint!
We don't like that one either... ..#AltosTookOurHeels
Watch for me in the sunset.
Like how we hang the sheets first so we can put the socks in the cracks.
I've Always Been Good to You People!
Beat him. Ur uni.
ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART!! Happy Birthday, JADE!
To my Alabama Fans: War Damn Eargle
I got what you call a passion for him.
She can't get it out of reverse.
Beat Her
See Us
[BELLS JINGLING]
beep beep! ooh! blaring in my ears i think i feel an incident report coming on lara be a good girl! marleen it's just nail polish. the fire alarm's gone off beep beep! i hope the fire department won't charge us a $500 for a fake fire beep beep! and i hope they'll extinguish what's left of the fake fire beep beep!
when a mad black woman waited 12 & a half months for them taxes and she don't want to share. ... Upt.com
I'm very pleased to meet you.
Get the molasses out of your ass!
But I feels better now. I been staying with Albert and Celie.
"Beat 'Eh!"
In my Celie voice..
Just_rea
Anything come fah me?
Judy
No.
It finally reached the cassava fields nine months ago.
Look, I'm driving!
...not even
Look at the mold on the side.
Where’s the Feel Butter?!
I don't know her either.
Where you think you going in dem barbershop britches?
[CRYING] I want to thank you, Miss Celie...
G F
Parents by the second snow day!!
No Such A Thang
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYS & PEOPLE CHATTER]
ALBERT: I love her as much as you, probably more.
God Is Trying To Tell You Something Right Now
CELIE: A-R-M. Arm. - Yes, Celie!
Cele say....
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
Come on, time to go. Time to go now. Come on!
Shug like honey, and now I’s just like a bee
[BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
[SOBBING AND SCREAMING]
Sug: Where's Rikki? Boy: Home fixin' to shave Vince!!
Things are going to change around here.
Butter, butter, butter.
Checking my Account for my Stimulus check
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Welp! Good Morning Rooster!
Get off my land! You're not welcome anymore.
Lynn and Lori, US WILL NEVER Part! Sisters First! Friends Forever!
- Now you close your eyes. - Keep your eyes closed.
You not my daddy
Mister.
Dear Lord, we ask your blessing on our brother, Harris!
yes beryl pigeorayal? are you an irayler of the pigeons point? yes we poop on berpigeonpooryl thomppigeonpooomosontpmsonoffznf, and we use black pigeon poo hair dye to bring out our inner prials of our roots and we coo in pigeopootre dapigeonpooame.
Oh, Celie.
- Stop! - Nettie!
I've got it. Top of the H. Here we go.
Sure IS!!
Can Nettie stay with us for a spell?
Lol
You'll be older soon for the first time, thank you.
Now, put some more bubbling oil in this tub.
SHUG: Yes, ma'am? I ain't that old.
...and they's alive.
I got nobody to watch over my young ones.
I's Married Now!!
Their only sorrow in the beginning was...
O’Dell and his niggas started kicking and bucking, hit me right there, Busted my eye busted my lip
The corona virus got parents out here talking bout some...
...a family.
You get away from me! Don't touch me!
...my hut...
Why are you crying? Because I don’t know you no more.
We ain’t got letters we was looking for…
♪ Makidada ♪
[SHUG CHUCKLES]
A baby boy called Adam, he took while I was sleeping...
WHEN HER BABY DADDY SHOW BACK UP
You said this our special spot
Me and you must never part
My response to your invite when I don’t know the guests “I don’t know her either.”
You can catch a fish without a hook girl...
She's scared.
And then one day, Sofia can't take it no more.
Walking to my work station this morning! burr!
ME AND YOU — US NEVER PART! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SISTER!
[SCREAMS] [SCREAMS]
Wasn't satisfied till he made his yes, yes Made his yes, yes, yes
...to help with the children and setting up the school...
Hey
ALBERT: No, no. I'll make it myself.
NETTIE: Dear Celie, the white man is building a road.
Get tha molasses out cha asses
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell has grand snootkids now with sexed up partners eho've had grandkids at -0 years old. oh congratulations to her! i hope her hormones will give her rebirth control.
Celie i don’t know what to do with Chevy! Beat ‘em!
HOW'D HE DIE...
Harpo.
Avian & Shaun April 30, 2020
Its gon' rain on yo head
This WHAT MAY HAPPEN
He says, Welcome.
She got spunk and can talk to anybody. She can stand up and be noticed.
- Get out of here! - No!
I didn't see nothing. But I know something's there.
♪ I hear you, Lord ♪
They have instructions to continue the road for another 30 miles...
Harpo run the doors and windows from the creek to here.
Want me to cut your hair??
Now get yo motherfukkin bitch ass out of my fukkin crib, don't bring yo bitch ass back the fukk around here Please, let her damn stay damn it, pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty please please please please please
Every Entrepreneur during this Coronavirus panic Nothing but death can keep me from here!
Not if she left him.
Girls, your mama got supper.
My heart say she mine.
Gods tryna tell you something
Im gettin to it
Take you said me and you will never part
[LAUGHS]
It was dark and there wasn't nothing moving.
Me when I see the Amazon van near my house
And when I see'd you...
Ya Daddy ain’t nothin but some
I'm so blessed Want he do it!
Just don’t make me wait too long Ray!!!
Where they at?
♪ Makidada ♪ ♪ Ain't no ocean, ain't no sea ♪
Me to every delivery driver
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I don’t know her either
Celie, this Shug Avery, a friend of the family. Fix up the spare room.
I told you Go on girl
NETTIE: And these?
- I am Miss Millie! I'm the mayor's wife! MAN 2: Yes, ma'am.
I Love You Sis
DC:
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He left it to your mama.
That's your mama.
I was plowing the north field and the mule went crazy.
...and Adam.
When I send you this just know
I'm keeping my eyes on you
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
If Biden loses the election.......
I'm busy!
Well, Miss Celie, I do believe it's time for me to go.
But Eric you flat out can't have Not now not never!
They'll turn out better than these fools you never tried to raise.
You has my sympathy.
I got children. My children are Iiving in Africa.
...but I am not.
Mother and daughter
It's not easy as it looks, you know. Okay, then.
You black you ugly you stink!!! Tell them kids who they real daddy is!!
You had her your way. I had her mine. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
I’m just gonna take a seat and watch..
- Sure enough? - Sure enough. Go on, now.
when was the time i starred in the movie the adventures of tintin the secret of the unicorn? when you were dumb as a pinball machine.
Do you hear about Kerissa Greenleaf?
Harpo?
I got up and looked at the sky.
ALBERT: How come y'all standing out here. What you waiting on?
A girl!