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Morning, Mr. Johnson.
Makidada: swahili for sisters
Fine wit me
Well hello
...cloves, eggs, and some candy for the children.
We need some stability around here, that's for sure.
Just couldn't rest till you got her in your house, could you?
I's Married Now!
HARPO: Sofia, slow down! Sofia, now slow down!
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
Do you mind if Albert sleep with me?
Ha!
- Have a nice Christmas. STORE CLERK: Same to you.
One day, my daddy come and say, You gonna do what your mama wouldn't.
- ♪ Maybe ♪ CHORUS: ♪ God is ♪
They don't know if we're American, African, or missionary.
When they say they don't want to date you anymore & asks to be friends...
Sometime his friend Swain come by to help.
When you get that friend request
I fixed that mailbox so I can tell if it be messed with! Understand?
Price
[PLAYING]
[CHATTERING]
You can stay all day
She ain’t my mammy
I’m getting to it Mr. I’m gettin to it
How long you had your little girl?
Please, please, please!
But it's Lavar...
I'll get you!
Come here. Come here.
I like the black one.
SHUG: ♪ Maybe God ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Maybe God ♪
What am I gonna do about Sofia?
I got some Tennessee tobacco, cured with whiskey.
Me and Mista Got colds
Happy 40th Birthday, Lil Sister!
- ♪ Is trying ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Tell you ♪
Donald Trump waiting on mail in ballots like @aj_heart
Where's Rikki? Boy: Home fixin' to shave Vince!!
Charis, you is a miracle!
Anything from the DMV come for me?
No, but we had $53,000 on a tight, tight budget for our tuition.
NETTIE: Systematic. CELIE: What's systematic mean?
...except he don't know it.
♪ And I was wondering why ♪
Kept him up so he said he wasn't going to work.
Govt: Everyone will receive $1000...
Celie! My boy wants supper. The kitchen needs cleaning. The cow needs milking.
I said I is married now
I don't know her, either.
I'm fixing to sing.
Teri Don’t do it
....
Get my children out of here! Take them home!
...until death shall separate you?
Me & u will never part!!!
Like I said, fine with me.
[PIANO PLAYING]
Let's see what we have here.
- How are you? - Fine, thank you.
After seeing yo family for the 1st time after Quarantine
How could you
[CHUCKLES]
God is trying to tell you something
WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY BED
♪ Yes, Lord ♪
Don't be scared. Say it, girl.
Stupid and Dead The Stupid Ripoff Of The Brothers Grunt
#talkbacktammy
- ♪ Oh, cry all night ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Cry all night long ♪
I don’t know her either
I know he a bully...
I am not voting for you Black men for Trump
Go clean my saddle.
2T, Boo-B, Moo-Key, Ko-Ko
They are so big, they look like they were built.
you ugly now you so ugly, much ugly
Sanctified, religious and very good to me.
Celie was on it
Me and my barber after the state closings are lifted
How he die? On top uh me
Don't Make me wait to Long HARPO!
Ah.
I brung you some fresh-baked cookies made in my stove!
Happy Birthday, Dana!! Love you!!!
When Mama is CERTAIN I know who she's talking about, I just say....
You're black, you're poor, you're ugly, you're a woman! You're nothing!
[Sobs] How Could You leave Me Alone For So Long?
Jook joint's supposed to be way back in the woods.
Their mothers sometimes drag them here screaming and kicking.
But then, Nettie write that my real daddy lynched.
Oh!
Well, I ain't never Iooked at the other one before.
THAT FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
I Gotta Go Ta’ Schooollll
Hey, Shug!
Hey, Harpo!
Ja at the game
Well, nice talking to you.
Like I said Fine with me!
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
You know Kerissa Greenleaf?
[CHUCKLES]
Woohoo Look at me I’m driving
Mike moving to get away from Kendrick cousin
FrFr IYKNK
yes gillseagullpooian souseagullpootham are you a griller of the grate of white pooey gulls? yes we have a ninseagullpootento sixseagullpooty foseagullpooour and we play marseagullpoorio kaseagullpooart on it.
Donald Trump waiting on mail in ballots like
CHORUS: ♪ Speak, my Lord ♪ SHUG: ♪ Speak, my Lord ♪
When people say My newest neice’s name... ...
- ♪ If I were you I would say yeah ♪ CHORUS: ♪ Speak, Lord ♪
Get off my land! You ain't welcome no more.
Maybe somebody will let you work on their railroad.
And I seen a lot of suns going down
Maybe she can sweep out the caboose!!!
I need me a man! You hear?
I never asked you for nothing, Not even your sorry ass hand in marriage!
Get off my boy
I guess I just raised you wrong.
You told Ricky Fatback to beat me!
GOD is trying to tell yall something come see me at Safeguard. come bust through those doors and get the money you deserve
Scholars heading home for summer vacation Anything
Ahh!
You his wife?
The left.
After seeing yo family for the 1st time after Quarantine
IT’S SO MANY OF ‘EM!
Lol
It's time for me to get away from you and enter Creation.
No, not vain. Just wanting to share a good thing.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Hope you have a wonderful day and a fabulous rest of your trip!
HARPO: It's time to go now. Time to go home.
You had her your way… I had her mines But we both had her
See, Daddy, sinners have soul too.
[CAR ENGINE REVS & PEOPLE CLAMOR]
Who her daddy?
Naw, don't touch that mailbox
SHUG: I told you, I don't want nothing!
yes beryl baseballerette? what do you want? i want to do some guwhaleing in gundagai.
I just stand back and I wait to see what the wall gone look like
Niggaz dat be fuckin wit my babys mama (by Neil.T)
Rain's comin'
Celie! Help me get her in the house.
Friend request
I got down off the porch to see what was coming. It felt like twister weather. MAVS! LETS BEAT THE LOBOS. RAIN OR SHINE.
Then my mama died...
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
- Listen, Squeak-- - My name ain't Squeak.
I've always been good to you people!!
I'm getting to it. I'm getting to it.
Don’t sneeze around my children. Mothers protect your kids
...you will perform unto him all duties owes to a husband...
I gotta go to School
I got to go to school.
No, I ain't seen them in about eight years.
All my life I had to fight.
Me and you, us never part... Happy Birthday Nettieeeeee!
Shug like honey… Now, I’m just like a bee:
beryl fanderlinden and sian thompson. gina cable and jacob borgogno.
I will drive myself back.
I had to fight my daddy, I had to fight my uncles.
...but reverently and soberly and in the fear of God. Let us pray.
[CAR ENGINE REVS]
...all we hear is chopping and scraping and dragging.
….just stand back and wait to see what the wall gonna look like.
CONGREGATION: Amen!
It's all right.
Thank you.
Beat her
NETTIE & CELIE [SINGING]: ♪ Me and you, us never part ♪
[FLAMES CRACKLE]
Mood
When Bad Shit Happens Before Your Big Day
He can fix it for you if you trust him.
[CHATTERING]
who's filling in for frances provost? cherylee baintes.
ALBERT: You ever hit her?
Damn women.
Your boy.
I's Married!
## [ Albert Humming Cheerfully ]
Sometimes a man just needs to be left alone.
Harpo, ain't that horse saddled?
What's her name?
...can't say no to his daddy, hanging on me!
I’z married now!
Your hair WILL get done!!
BEAT HER
The dead has arisen
...everything you think about will crumble!
Yeah. Come on now! Come on.
Anything come for me?
I’s was feelin mighty bad
- What? - My name is Mary Agnes.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I know what he doing to me, he done to her.
and beryl bonk and i will roll the iranges tax in stages: 1: 34% $89 by 2094 2: 66% $21 by 2035 3: %33 $67 by 2022.
...but there's some things I love about him.
Can Jason stay with us for a spell?
Oh, no! Oh!
[PLAYING]
Lia Tonia
Next time I'll put a little O G pee in his glass And see how he like that
....
I don't know her either
Debbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
How you feel when your boss lays off your work bestie
Me this morning But I’m good now.
See Beasley sinners have soul too..
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
We need some stability around here That’s for sure
and beryl bonk believes there's a chance for a 2029 new tax release date. well already: $78 45% of shares have already been rolled out by early 2018. and the other shares could come as early as 2041 but the promised 2025 tax has fallen behind a bit by 8%.