Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When your new boo talking to his ex about you....

The gift ain't worth it

Summer! We will never part!

Do his business

I don't know how to fight.

BOTH: It's a miracle, isn't it?

Get on out here and do me right now! Get on out here!

Made my life here hell.

Olivia and Adam are with me...

Robin Hood 1973 Oliver & The Company 1988 The Emperor's New Groove 2000 the Cat In The Hat 2003 WALL-E 2008

How I really feel about social media

Me before I leave on vacay....

Cha cha cha cha cha cha

This me right now

Me: How he died? Ortencia : On top of me

Now every Sunday evening, here come Mister.

AFRD Sworn Raises kicking in Civilians be like…

He was brought up by hand.

You scraped it out my head when I was ailing. Thanks for those mashed potatoes.

CHORUS: ♪ Yeah ♪

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Sofia, I need apples, raisins, cinnamon, currants, lemons...

See daddy sinners have souls too

When you're on your way To LULAC National Elections

GRADY: I like you too!

Sofia home now. Just hush up!

Honey...I did it.

What us gon do?

Get away from me!

...'til you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!

Them P-Valley, Sugar Sweet Tea Bitches knows i do

...history, geography, arithmetic, and the stories of the Bible.

How do, Mr. Peters? Look at me, I'm driving.

Where you ring In the cooler on the shelf

It is so good for you, silly.

Thornton Township Citizens You Has My Sympathy

When I think about how many days off we have Due to the Coronavirus

I's Married Now!!

You have to let them know who got the upper hand.

Surprise: I’s Married Now July 21, 2023

When I finally see my friends and family after quarantine

My God the dead has arisen. Mike Brown will soon be back on the radio, please pray for us.

God knows I do.

Me And My Cousins

(stomach gurgling) My God, the dead has arisen.

Until you do right by me, everything you think about gonna fail!

All I wanted was a Nigga Pie

I don’t know him I don’t her either

I's Married Now!!

“I’ve always been good to you people!” “I’ve always gone out of my way for you coloreds!”

Shug Avery done set the population of Hartwell County a new high.

You a low down dirty dog. That’s what’s wrong.

Anything come for me

When Tashi can get away from her chores her mother assigns her...

It's just like my sign say:

That's what it feel like.

Any more letters come Could be. Could be not…

It has been a long time since I had time to write, but always...

I said I is married now

Who you think you is? You can't curse nobody. Look at you!

SOFIA: Hell no.

And God fixed her.

NETTIE: Can you read good? - I can't say that I do.

"Oh, Miss Celie, I Feels like Turning Up!" Yayyy! It's The weekend Charles. I know Lucien!!!

brilly? shat do you want betrayley? feed the brials! whaap! whaap! betrayal thompson! betrayal thompson! betteu buuamysharkdoor! thank you broll! you're welcome anytime brirriei bruusoyplyks!

This is how I feel working D 1 today

Then I think about that pretty woman in the picture.

Me and this dick must neva part Makidada

Sis say she going back home ME:

And maybe she like it.

Who cares Cowboy Copas will vomit

Watching everybody else get they taxes

After you take an overdue style out

Me and You will Never Part My Chief 4 LIFE!!

Tony and Non Baby Daddy

She's a lot better than that first wife you married.

She best leave you alone.

Me and you will never part

SOFIA: I believes I want me some of this here.

MAN: Mrs. Millie! Whoa, whoa!

♪ Oh, sister, we're two of a kind ♪

Two more days of work Then I get one “whole” day off

This school year is O Vee!!

Why I need to marry Harpo? He living here with you.

I need you to sit on my suitcase. Albert!

its gone rain on your head harpo

[ALBERT LAUGHS]

You can stay all day!

Sisters don’t love the Nunu anymore

♪ No, you can't sleep at-- ♪

CELIE: Dear God, today was a peculiar day.

Yes, ma'am, I reckon it was.

I Fixed That Mailbox So I Can Tell If It Be Messed With! Understand?

I know you think I'm dead...

anything come for me?

In between the beatings, the children keep coming.

Shake yo shimmy Sista

SOMETIMES LIFE TAKE YOU OUT THEN YOU COME BACK!

MILLIE: What am I gonna do about the car?

Did you hear what I said? I'm gonna drive you home.

Colin Kaepernick after hearing The Super Bowl was boring af

How’d he die? On top of me

My God the dead has arisen, Mike Brown Will soon be back on the radio, please pray for us

I laid there thinking about Nettie while he on top of me.

But I calls her Power But I calls her Power

He'd try everything. You know how he is.

I DONT KNOW HER EITHER

I’s getting real tired of Mitch

I think you beautiful.

I want to know you, Mama.

- ♪ God is ♪ - ♪ Trying ♪

God, dear God! Sheriff, help me!

Tommie, why are you crynin Cause ion know y’all no mo

It’s gonna rain on your head

Sat in that jail till I near about done rot to death.

It’s Gonna Be So Hot! What Us Gone Do?!

Mr. Samuel. Who he?

Anything come fo’ me?

[MILLIE SCREAMING]

That’s my own baby crying, Lord!

GIRL, I'D DRANK YO BAFF WATA!

Not Now Not Never

Receives random friend requests

What it feels like to be getting back to yourself after life been smacking you around.

But Ildris you flat out can’t have, not never

"I Got Down Off The Porch To See What Was Coming. It Felt Like Twister Weather."

I Don’t know her either

You can vouch For nothing

She plays with Olivia after school.

I's married now! I's a married woman!

♪ Makidada ♪

I's MARRIED NOW. ITS A MARRIED WOMAN

...and see how he like that.

I gotta go to schhol

Yall aint get enough of recording everything yet!

Why are you crying? Because I don’t know you no more

♪ Ain't no ocean, ain't no sea Makidada ♪

This grease for slopping hogs! It ain't for no hair!

After a 4 year break Mike Brown returns to radio, coming soon.

Now, somewhere is my dining room.

She can’t come back! Not now, not Nevah!

I loves cowboys

[SINGING] ♪ Made him stout ♪ ♪ Wasn't satisfied till I made him a snout ♪

- Apples. - Apples. A-P-P-L-E-S. Apples.

God wanted Trump to be President? GOD: I'll give you a plague to convince you otherwise

♪ I betcha think I don't know nothing ♪

We both got colds... Girl Bye

What my son sound like in the morning when he see his mama!

That looks like a Spongebob Squarepants iron a Dora the Explorer iron and a Phineas and Ferb iron

- Eggs. E-G-G-S. Eggs. - Uh-huh.

Maybe sweep out the caboose.

If she my baby, her name Josie John

You ain't going nowhere. This is my jook joint.

Show me that pretty smile.

You had him your way I had him mine but we had him

I fixed that mailbox So I can tell if it’s been messed with

Any que's for me?

- In the drawer. - Is it on the shelf?

So sad, just like me.

You should bash Mister's head open and think about Heaven later.

Now giddyup! Giddyup!

SOFIA: I know you don't believe it, but I used to live here.

HARPO: You never seen this before.

Good to see you two together again

I don’t know him either

I don't need you to tell me how to take care of me and my baby.

Dont make him lie on the mule

[SINGING INCOHERENTLY]

Yes Suh.. I's Getting To It.

All Shug's children got the same daddy. I can vouch--

This Language The Color Purple

If you hadn't tried to rule over Sofia, white folks wouldn't have got her.

So Many Birthday Wishes I Love You all Thanks so much

Hyah! Come on, come on. Hyah!

This finessing life be over soon Heaven lasts always, shit even finessing stays always

Introducing Mr.and Mrs. Burney

- ♪ God is trying to tell you something ♪ WOMAN: ♪ Thank you, God ♪