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Watch out!
How could this happen on our honeymoon?
Oh, my God. It's coming out everywhere. Harv, give me your pants!
What's the matter? You look a little tense.
Huh?
What? Engine control?
I don't know, sir.
Looks like your vacation is almost over.
Alex.
Alex! Alex!
I've positioned charges throughout the ship
You can't just pull out tickets to some exotic island
I don't know. Can't think.
Oh...
Got it. What now?
He spends all day on a bicycle in Venice.
We're running out of time.
How much longer?
Hey, you don't have to save this ship.
Does that make any sense? That doesn't make any sense.
He must be stopping us on the island.
Whoo!
This way!
They treated me like I never existed.
We're on our way.
- Ow. - Another dip!
Sure could use a drink.
Alex! Alex! Dante!
Make sure you turn the starboard wheel only.
Oh, my God, there's smoke coming out of the vent!
Geiger... "I designed all the software..."
- We've got to find Drew. - We'll find her, sweetheart.
You've got to be kidding me.
I can't! There's a cliff!
Golf balls, golf balls.
I don't know, something just...
I saw the lights, thought this was the casino.
We're going for a little ride.
Where is it?
I don't care!
Okay.
That was close!
Your Video Sucks Here is why
You're not gonna stop me.
Where? Take it out. Take it out!
Why don't we stop?
He's loading the lifeboats.
7 knots 7 knots sire
All right.
You're absolutely right.
We work 6 days a week, Alex.
Right here. Okay.
- It's our anniversary tonight. - Yeah?
I need to borrow your boat.
And very smart of you to notice all the ships.
Follow him! Follow him!
Celeste, we have looked everywhere!
Stay with the passengers.
Human error.
We cannot stop the ship.
You're all right.
If you turn them both, you're canceling yourself out.
I'm really, truly excited about being on a cruise ship.
but nothing that overrides his program.
Welcome to the Seabourn Legend.
I'm putting it down now,
No fun? You have all the fun in the world.
Without a jacket, that dress is not appropriate.
Where are we going?
What do you mean there's sulfur?
Welcome to your suite.
return them for photo credit on a future cruise.
Oops.
Shit! Alex!
I had nothing to do with this.
Now, when you find the wheel, turn it as fast you can.
Yeah!
That's what really infuriates me.
PARTAY ON THE BIG BOAT
Huh?
How long were you thinking?
I don't know if you're sittin' in my section or not.
Romeo.
Come on.
Please don't touch those! Please don't touch those!
No, you won't.
All right?
I needed to be alone to think.
We don't have brakes!
I don't even know who you are anymore.
If you don't, I'll throw you over.
All passengers and crew proceed to the master deck.
I'm a smart guy, Alex and even I didn't know that.
Okay. The bow thrusters are 2 large wheels
- Listen. - Yeah,
Oh...
This ship has 5 passenger decks, A, B, C, D, E.