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Bloody hell, Sheila.
♪ I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind ♪
get to be a soul man, then, eh?
Right.
Reg, Reg, play the one I like.
What am I? Thin air?
Elton, darling, you remember the Andersons
- There's never been a problem before. - And there isn't one now.
Elton, time for bed.
♪ Don't you know I'm still standing Better than I ever did ♪
♪ And oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh ♪
You... You flatmates?
- from next door, don't you? - Yes, the Andersons.
♪ After all this time ♪
♪ Yours are the sweetest eyes ♪
It was all there, I could see all the notes, and I just had to get it out.
Darling, I've been thinking, maybe we should quit the booze
♪ So goodbye yellow brick road ♪
Elton John.
♪ La, la-la-la-la-la ♪
♪ Saturday ♪
- Hi, Dad. - Hello, son.
So we still gonna go to Tower Records tomorrow, then?
One frothy coffee, no froth.
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Maybe you'll get A replacement ♪
Well, come on then.
Yeah, go and get a little drink.
♪ And oh-oh-oh I'm gonna love me again ♪
♪ I'm gonna love me again ♪
I've had that looked into,
J
♪ Threw my spare change In the wishing well ♪
Look at you.
Scissors.
- A what? - He's shy. He's always been shy.
That was a test!
I'm thinking of changing my name.
I'm getting the bill, am I?
- Yeah. - It's good, isn't it?
♪ Guess there are Times like these ♪
♪ Times are changing Now the poor get fat ♪
POV: Me When Something Slightly Stressful Happens
- Mum, it's me. - I know who you are.
♪ Well, they're packed Pretty tight in here tonight ♪
♪ To make all hatred cease ♪
For everything.
And a sex addict.
So quit that backing-band nonsense,
Is it true you're worth 25 million pound?
Thanks for breakfast.
♪ You know I'm still standing Better than I ever did ♪
I...
♪ Picking up the pieces Of my life Without you on my mind ♪
My wonderful new lodgers!
Some girl was more important to you than me
Or have you fed it all to that boy?
♪ Saturday ♪
♪ I'm a juvenile product Of the working class ♪
Aranthir when he somehow succeeds On death saves after being blown up
I knew you'd be back.
to take on outside representation.
- ♪ Breaking down the walls Of heartbreak ♪ - ♪ Take it down, take it down ♪
No one's getting phased out, Dick.
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
Elton. This is the band.
I was very lucky.
in your self-indulgent, myopic little world.
How long is this gonna take?
She took it very well, actually.
All I ever wanted to be was a cowboy, you see.
♪ I'm growing tired ♪
My dad was passionate about...
And you. You're happy with this arrangement, are ya?
Best of luck to you, Elton.
♪ A man like him ♪
♪ Oh, I gave you my heart ♪
that I never even had in the first place.
♪ Watch me, baby ♪
♪ It's just my job Five days a week ♪
No, you should go.
We can write like we did.
It's not just your name.
Is he back?
♪ A handful of grease In her hair ♪
We'll be in touch. We'll be in touch. Thank you.
♪ Seem to fade To black and white ♪
♪ Won't brick me up Won't fence me in ♪
♪ Saturday ♪
I'm thinking of getting someone in as your girlfriend.
- Elton. I think you're overreacting. - No.
I'm so drunk, and Doug's just lent me his car.
♪ Anyway, the thing is ♪
Thanks, Mum. It's fantastic.
Look, it’s time to do something bold, main
- Hey. - Hey.
Ray says you're an investment.
me after going through turn 1 4 cars wide 8 DNF'ed
Never, ever touch my collection without asking.
- Yeah. - Hi.
So I'll still be collecting my 20% long after you've killed yourself.
Don't go.
It's always important to rely on the kindness of strangers.
Yeah, all right.
- Can we go home? - Home? No going home.
♪ Always with me ♪
All right.
Buy yourself some Nucypher. Get something flashy.
Oh, no, I just made that up.