Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Boy, I must have been green ♪
Reggie's piano teacher thinks he's good enough for a scholarship.
Well, that's my stage name.
Dom Perignon. '63. It's a good vintage.
What do you want? I'm busy.
Elton, what's going on?
What are they doing here?
whose real name is Rodney Jones.
Tell them I'm indisposed, breaking my mother's heart!
I'm Elton Hercules John.
Believed I'd never be loved.
Yeah. I read it and I could hear the whole tune in my head.
The record's coked-out MOR shit.
Now you come back to lecture me?
♪ I'm going back to my plough ♪
And people keep asking. They're, like, "Who's that singing on the demos?" And I...
I'm thinking of changing it to Elton Dean.
insurance, copyright indemnity,
♪ Take me to the pilot I am but a stranger ♪
I could get you some tickets to my next concert.
♪ That I put down in words ♪
Would it matter if I was, Bernie?
See if there's anything interesting in this one and set it to music.
People don’t pay to see “Arthur Fleck”! They pay to see “Joker”!
Rubbish!
♪ You know, I read it In a magazine ♪
Well, my dealer was out of town.
The Royal Academy of Music?
Thank you so much for coming in.
♪ But, oh How it feels so real ♪
♪ Well, look at me I'm coming back again ♪
Don't ever put your hands on me.
Makes it very hard to stop thinking about you.
After all these years?
You never know.
Well, anything.
She's a good person.
♪ All my pictures ♪
♪ I'm not a present For your friends to open ♪
♪ I'm workin' Till the day I'm dyin' Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, the change Is gonna do me good! ♪
I brought you something.
♪ I got to tear down All the loneliness and tears ♪
Whoa, all right, no offense. Don't get your knickers in a twist.
But I can write more for you, though, Elton.
Typical that you'd say something like that about me,
♪ On such a timeless flight ♪
Pinner nine, seven, double-five.
♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪
that gray-haired old tramps'll whistle in the street.
Who ever heard of songwriters not living together?
No, not to me.
This is a crucial time, Elton.
How you doing?
So, can you show me anything
Got to get this done before I go out.
Not too sure.
I can't do everything. I can't cook and clean and wash.
four shows you owe me.
♪ And my redneck ways, and I ♪
- Get dressed, Reggie! - Elton.
- I like your lyrics. - Thank you.
Not quite as much as the singer.
♪ Ooh, I gave you my key ♪
♪ After everything I have learned ♪
- How cool is this, man? - Yeah, great.
♪ You'd be a clown by now ♪
♪ Find the wind That can fill my sails ♪
'Cause I don't get to sit around with my feet on a desk,
♪ Thank you For all of your tears ♪
A-A-A-Andy and the jeff's
Come on. You're letting in a draft.
♪ The bitch is back ♪
♪ He stands like a statue Becomes part of the machine ♪
♪ We'll kill The fatted calf tonight ♪
♪ Take me to the pilot I am but a stranger ♪
And I've taken every drug known to man.
- Here we are. - Hi, Nan.
♪ Saturday ♪
♪ Oh, God, I've seen ♪
I was a kid.
♪ Don't you try to stop me ♪
Same as always! Leaving me when things get too real!
♪ And I think it's gonna be A long, long time ♪
Why don't you sell my fucking records? What's this? Hmm?
Put on a great fucking show,
They pay to see Elton John!
- How are ticket sales? - What the hell's that got to do with it?
What'd you bring me?
Well, I'm not sure. That depends.
♪ Let us live in peace ♪
I always get him back on his feet, don't I?
Go on. Pop up, say hello.
♪ I've finally decided My future lies ♪
♪ Take me to the pilot Lead me through the chamber ♪
Neil Diamond is at the bar. He's talking to Leon Russell
- ♪ Blinded by the light ♪ - ♪ Blinded by the light ♪