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I know you guys attacked me with your time stick on Shlorp.
to a witch for a PS4.
and nursed back to health by a very special person.
because the drive‐thru gave us an extra order of fries.
Would you like to continue our discussion of who is hotter, Peeta or Gale?
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
‐ Because it's your job, Terry. I fix the ship, you take care of the Pupa.
‐ Look at us, we're ballers. ‐ We are ballers, ho ho.
and [whimpers] not for babies.
‐ Yumyulack, my friend, recognizing you suck
[squishing]
device to travel back in time, return to the home world,
‐ Jesse, ugh, you left the Pretend‐O‐Deck open again.
Now all we have to do is hit the wallet back out.
‐ Oh, man, you were right. I'm not nice.
‐ Maybe we're in a Tron. ‐ Don't egg him on.
I just want you to like me without earning it.
‐ Shut your fucking mouth! ‐ A‐ha!
Total derf.
I'll be able to find her when I'm in heaven.
‐ Place your Pupa in a one‐centimeter‐deep pool of pigment
which I can give you?
We've gotta be in some fucked up Strange Days Altered States Lawnmower Man
I thought we locked it up. ‐ How does he keep getting that thing?
disgusting cold slime even if it tastes like dust.
to places they've stood in the past.
‐ A lot smaller than I remember.
‐ Stop watching me. ‐ It's working.
‐ You're offering to hold my purse? ‐ Correct.
‐ Now you're talking.
and that I don't know what I'm doing with the Pupa.
Inside are two AA batteries and a Harry Potter whistle.
‐ Oh, it's gonna blow! ‐ Ah!
Stop it!
‐ Oh, that's perfect, Terry. I will now use the stick
‐ I've missed you so much.
Mm‐mm, it's Vanbi, also spelled with an "I."
Truly the mark of an advanced society. Except for the panic zones.
how the hell Vanbo keeps surviving planetary destruction.
‐ Well, I found out Lawrence started‐‐ ‐ Who cares?
‐ Oh, this is gonna be a long night.
‐ Yes, his body will be vaporized by the asteroid.
when was the last time I needed Shlorpian money to pay for something?
‐ In the previous time stream, Vanbo surely died on Shlorp.
Is there something you've lost that you can't remember
‐ Yes. ‐ No, it was mean.