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I don't know about you guys,
they could be your next-door neighbor,
Dump them, Dave.
part rottweiler,
He was a wonderful animal.
because we do have to get back to work.
Who cares? You can buy them anywhere!
'Ow ya doin', guvnor...
DAVE: Uh...
Part Doberman,
Oh, yeah. I guess, uh,
Is that necessary? I don't think we have roaches.
I didn't know that.
Oh, I see.
Oh, come on, Bill.
Uh... let me think.
to a man without a heart.
They look like you and me,
I have to finish that Newt Gingrich piece.
usually after work,
humanity
if not dozens of rats,
Thank you.
Oh, sure. Sure.
are no longer with us,
of killing small animals just to impress us.
white with a racing stripe.
It's just horrible.
Jack? Liver cancer.
Sir, I'm sorry.
Missing most of his tail,
Why don't you do the honors.
And when you do die,
I ate a pizza crust off the floor.
He didn't. He's still alive, 16 years old,
He's trying to pull the other ones out.
You don't want to know.
Oh! Right.
This cannot be denied.
Dave?
when that cow got loose, huh?
let me ask you something.
Yeah. Yeah.