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We crush!
- It's a different idea. - All right,
Taught him that move myself.
- (ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) - I'm a hero!
Congratulations on your act of valor.
Hey, it's me, Adam, your relative DeMamp.
Yeah.
One night, I got too revved up,
(SCREAMING)
Come here, I'm gonna whisper in your ear. Weird naked choke!
and that's exactly what you are, man.
Now, now, just one second. You promised me free pizza.
right there in front of some kid's birthday party.
I hate this, so if we could leave right now...
There it is.
ALL: Hounds! Hounds, hounds, hounds!
Neko Musume and friends: Hounds! Hounds, hounds, hounds!
I would like a lifetime subscription to pizza.
Admittedly, you look sick, like you're dying from something.
Uh, have you ever noticed, though,
Hello?
Just tell me where they are.
I want a card with my face on it
You're usually down to your G-string by now.
Besides, I haven't seen you commit an act of valor,
This doesn't seem like a wake.
because DeMamp family gatherings are off the chain.
You're not even that good at sword fighting anymore!
(SINGING) You gotta be fresh
me and mom figured the most logical thing to do
'cause it's not, dude. You have to have a better idea than this.
When it gets hard, it freaking unravels.
beer, methamphetamines,
Now you have to just leave him for us or I'm gonna have to call the police,
working at Easy As Pie, her and Gramps' pizza chain.
Coming right up, Pops.
Damn right, Gramps was a paratrooper,