Butt Trouble - Squidbillies [S02E02]

Why don't you take that weak shit to the park, where maybe the squirrels will care.

And so, at the last second,

He averted his rifle and shot his granny.

What is that, Daddy?

It's the apocalypse.

Russell, fetch my glasses.

Ah, you can't give birth to Dracula.

I knew it.

All right, all right, whatever.

You was the Dracula.

Do it!

Hey, hold on.

But he had too much bitch in him.

Ah, the miracle of life.

It's my job to protect and serve all forms of life.

Every American has the right to life.

It's crowding.

Oh, and what's your saggy mouth gonna say about it?

So what you're saying is that my grandbaby right here might someday grow up to be the gay president of Tom T. Hall?

Fruit don't talk.

That's what it is.

No, no.

You all right?

I've been filled by your spirit.

Come on.