Jed Becomes a Banker - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E24]

Did you say hawkeye?

William Hacker.

Ellie Mae Clampett, did you drag home another pussycat?

Not since Lynne Crannell became my vice president and teammate.

Well, I have a new young janitor.

I owe it to my conscience to make the following statement, which I have typed out for your perusal.

I just meant to nick it so you could use it again.

I'll pick an employee of yours at random to be your teammate.

You shoot skeet with a rifle?

How?

Now, I ought to tell you... Gentlemen, if you please, I should like to read Mr. Drysdale's prepared statement.

Now, hold on just a minute.

Almost as though it were planned.

I figured there might be something I could do to help.

Win or lose, may the spirit of fair play and good sportsmanship, which so symbolizes the Commerce Bank, the friendly bank of Beverly Hills, prevail in this great competition.

Sure would.

Dollars.

I have never seen such marksmanship.

This here is the gun I'm used to.

What skates?

Then alert everyone to say he's out for the balance of the day.

Why, with any one of you as my teammate, I can win tomorrow.

I'm afraid Mr. Clampett is no longer employed here, ma'am.

Honesty and integrity are the very cornerstones of the great institution of banking, and they are strengthened by the mortar of fair and democratic competition.

He's a lion.