Jed Becomes a Banker - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E24]

Any statement about tomorrow's match, gentlemen?

No, Granny, you don't understand.

Now I have a suggestion for you.

Hawkeye, how bad are you hurt?

He's a crack shot and cannot miss the target.

This has been a Filmways presentation.

I'll get the truck.

Ah, which gun would you like to use?

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Come in.

I owe it to my conscience to make the following statement, which I have typed out for your perusal.

You're a next door neighbor of Milburn Drysdale?

When they come in fast out of the sun, it's hard to tell them apart.

Movie stars.

I thought you busted them things up with a gun.

What?

Jed Clampett was taught to leave things clean.

Hear, hear, Mr. Drysdale.

Oh, excuse me, Mr. Drysdale, I was just wondering... Oh, Mr. Cotton, come in, come in.

Sit down, sit down.

Now, hold on just a minute.

Surely your wife's exaggerating, Chief.

Come on, everybody, let's go home, where we can find some yarbs and get some fresh game meat.

I tell you what, you grab a handful of matches, we'll stick them in the ground alongside that wall out front, we sit on the porch, and we'll take turns lighting them with our rifles.

What can I do for you?