Jed Becomes a Banker - The Beverly Hillbillies [S01E24]

Because with his other vice president in the hospital, I don't see what help I could be to him shooting skeet.

I owe it to my conscience to make the following statement, which I have typed out for your perusal.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Well, as long as he's filling in for Crandall here at the bank, I figured the sporting thing would be to let him fill in at the skeet match.

Hacker, read those words over and over.

Come on, Jethro.

Not until we first have a little meeting with Mr. Pendleton.

That's just dandy.

You see, the object of the game is to break the target.

Win or lose, may the spirit of fair play and good sportsmanship, which so symbolizes the Commerce Bank, the friendly bank of Beverly Hills, prevail in this great competition.

See?

I tell you what, you grab a handful of matches, we'll stick them in the ground alongside that wall out front, we sit on the porch, and we'll take turns lighting them with our rifles.

Yeah, Ma's been wanting to go back and see Jeffrey.

You'd think bankers could afford new coats instead of covering them old ones with patches.

I know he's getting mighty rusty.

Now, hold on just a minute.

No sassafras, no snakewort, no pecoon root, nor richweed.

Select an employee at random.

Y'all come back now, hear?

It represents a glittering ideal, and I say to you that a defeat with honor than victory at the cost of a tarnished ideal

Yeah?

Out shooting flies over his front wall?

I've been helping the critter doctor over to the zoo, and he let me bring this here one home because its ma was being mean to it.

Uncle Jed, Mr. Drysdale said I was to take you out to the skeet shooting range.

I declare, look!