Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Doctor, do you know where the Foley caths are?

- without talking to him. - Well, I did talk to him.

From now on, the buck stops with you.

I'm gonna go ahead and give you back one of these man cards. You deserve it.

You're gonna love it here, sport.

Thanks, Dr. Kelso!

I don't wanna get pregnant! Shoot.

- How did this become about me? - The Turks are sneaky.

Humor is a great icebreaker for patients, OK? Follow me.

you would still hear the sound of my voice screaming, "Nay, oh, dear God,

had been eating Turk's homemade brownies.

I know you have occasionally bent the rules in this dump

- Are you sure? - You shouldn't stay in a hotel,

Booga-booga-booga! [Laughs]

Listen, today if you bother me, could you do it without being around me?

The women are men, the children are men, the men of course, MEN!

There's a lot of ways to get caught.

[Glass shatters]

(BABY LOU SCREAMING) Scaring and screaming baby? Aaaaaaaaaah!

when the crap started raining, it was gonna fall on my head.

- J.D. Can do my voice. - Hey, it's getting good!

because he likes to call me his "honky Adonis." And that's what friends do.

I hate this place. It hates you, Bob.

so I made you a sandwich.

and your required urine sample by tomorrow.

Hey, everybody? Great work today.